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Hello wieners!  The guys are back after a 2 week hiatus to save humanity with a podcast about nothing important.  We talk about our guys trip and find out if anyone pooped on the floor.  We wonder if our audience can buy us a flame throwing dog to clean snow off the driveway and catch really homeless people on fire.  Chris gets made fun of at the T-Mobile store for being really old and dumb.  Is Boeing out there just killing people before they can testify against them?  Is Jason going to be forced to be a flag football coach?  Why does Chris care if a guy has a job before he blows them?  We find all these answers and 3 scientists once said if you listen to this podcast that your junk will grow a half inch!   Listen pud-wackers!  

Hey there worm wranglers!  Join us for another funky rendition of the Shut Up Cincinnati Podcast.  This week we say goodbye to an American hero, OJ Simpson.  Jason gives a ride to a dirty stripper who makes him hold her ice cream.  Chris farts on a guy and blames it on Indian food.  The nightgown couple is coming to town for a concert so we guess which band a cuck would want to see.  Jason has nerd rage against the WWE and Chris thinks Tanisha is a horrible person.  We read an ad where a guy asks for what has to be an impossible situation.  What do Indians eat for breakfast?  What the hell is a polenta and why does it sound like something you'd stick in your butt?  Would you kill your ex for the kids sake if you found out she was banging a waiter?  All these questions are answered plus we figure out world peace and stuff.  Join in, bologna bite!

After missing last week due to a going to jail for killing a family while trying to dodge a polar bear in Kentucky, the boys are back and ready to talk about nothing.  What the hell is up with Diddy?  Who would live in a funeral home?  Will the great white hope, Caitlin Clark, save the WNBA?  Why would you take poop straight from a pigs butt?  We talk about other stuff but I'm in a hurry right now.  

Hey there!  We got a doozy for you this week.  Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery.  Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor.  Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case.  Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger.  The guys share scabies stories and wish death on a man in an old person's home.  All that and much more.  Join in!

Welcome turd cutters!  Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life.   The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency.  Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house?  Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other?  Would you take a dead person through the bank line to get his money?  Have you ever thought of going to the Giraffe feeding exhibit with lettuce in your butt?  We answer all these questions and start our investigation of who gets pleasured by their cat.  Listen!

Hey there bird brain!  Yeah, You!  Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time.  Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female?  What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself?  Why do people with Jeeps suck?  Is Chris a complete loser for having a Panda Express app on his phone?  If you saw a man on fire would you point a gun at him or locate a way to extinguish the fire?  Are cats completely made from the skin of ballsacks?  Will Joe Biden fix the problem with self checkouts at Kroger?  We answer all these questions and much more on this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati!!!!!