Wasted Trees Wasted Trees

It's the last episode of season one! This time, Kiva reads reviews for Homer's epic poems The Iliad and The Odyssey, and we attempt to break a curse which has plagued her love life for the last six years. Trust us, it's all (vaguely) related. We'll be back for a final Afterhours episode on Thurdsay, and then we're taking a small reading break to rinse our brains of the ten weeks of idiocy we've endured together before coming back for season two. From all of us, thank you so much for listening, laughing, and sharing in our bewilderment at humanity.

Caution: Contains strong language, adult humour, and desecration of archaeological sites.

This week, Michael's unearthed the venn diagram of wronged children and Wiccans as we discuss Roald Dahl's novel The Witches. In the process, we also vaguely wrong the sleeping child next door as we practise our woodwind skills. Tune in next week for our final (!) episode of season one, much to the relief of said sleeping child and it's parents (we're sorry).

Caution: Contains strong language, adult themes, and tortoises in the hot press.