Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time Paige Devitt and Alyssa Sabo

Stephanie accidentally cuts Jesse's hair and his reaction is.... really unsettling?! Alyssa and Paige also talk about their own experiences getting their hair cut by people they know, and lookism in Hollywood. Listen now!!

WE ARE BACK FOREVER. Alyssa and Paige talk about how D.J. is a LIAR. They also get into Alyssa's dynamic with her own sisters and Andrea Barber (aka Kimmy Gibbler)'s mention of her encounter with Paige in her incredible memoir.

Danny is obsessed with Joey paying back an old debt and Jesse is obsessed with being Elvis but also ashamed of it. We think Danny's the one who should be ashamed! We also talk about the latest update in the college admissions cheating scandal and our own ~college days~!!

The Tanners use lies and manipulation to get Uncle Jesse to come home, which we don't find very Tanner-like! We also talk about which presidential candidates we think the characters would vote for! 

In this episode, a canceled Disneyland trip prevents Jesse from getting laid - he does NOT handle it well!
Warning: This episode opens with a voice memo of us reading our notes on the show, and the quality is very bad. It will be over quickly.

We're back! In this episode, D.J.'s stoked when her favorite cousin Steve, yes, Steve, comes for a visit. She is less stoked when she realizes that he's suddenly really into sports... and so is everyone else? It doesn't make any sense! But we love it!
Note: This episode was recorded in June, but we can assure you that our takes are more relevant than ever.