Jemma and Heather revisit some of your favourite teen movies, from the 80s and 90s classics right up to today’s Netflix originals. Join them while they navigate the world of mean cheerleaders, hot quarterbacks, prom disasters and Hollywood dads! Hopefully you'll enjoy their meanderings through the high school halls.
51 - The Lizzie McGuire Movie
This week we're travelling to Rome in the year 2003 to watch Lizzie McGuire skip her amazing school trip and hang out with Mr. 70's-vibe-sleazeball-extraordinaire Paolo instead, while getting ready to perform at the Colosseum. And all that at the ripe age of 13.
We're here for it. "Sing to me, Paulo!"
50 - John Tucker Must Die
Want to watch a film that functions as a perfect time capsule for the year 2006? Want to see Ashanti in a cheerleading outfit? Want to get the song Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects stuck in your head on a continuous loop for the next fourteen days? Well, there's only ONE film out there for you... and John Tucker Must Die, it IS you. Other quintessentially 2006 topics covered in this episode include but are not limited to: Sophia Bush, outdated opinions on veganism, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and Penn Badgley's jawline.
49 - Moxie
Grab your leather jackets and copies of The Second Sex because this week we are talking about the feminism with a capital F in the 2021 Netflix movie "Moxie"
48 - Save The Last Dance
In this episode we take a welcome break from watching movies about privileged teens in huge houses navigating the trauma of choosing between Ivy Leagues, and instead turn our attention to a movie that deals with some REAL SHIT. The Citizen Kane of '00s dance movies, everything about Save The Last Dance rules. Well... almost everything. Everything except Julia Stiles.
47 - To All The Boys 3: Always and Forever
Welcome to our episode in which we talk about the movie "To all the Boys I've loved before part 3: Ps. I'm still very much into boys."
Is our gal Laura-Jean still into boys? Or just into Peter Kavinsky? Or maybe into NYC? Listen and find out, peeps!
46 - Twilight
Vampires and werewolves and Kristen Stewart, oh my! We're back, and this week's episode is coming to you live from FORKS, WA. Just kidding, but when the pandemic's over we will be posting a Go Fund Me link to get us over there for a live broadcast on Stephanie Meyer Day, and all the mushroom ravioli we can eat.
Don't get the significance of the mushroom ravioli? That's OK, neither did we. In fact, there's a lot that confused us about this film, such as: 'why is every single boy at this tiny fucking high school obsessed with Bella Swann?' 'why did every other student conveniently not notice the fact that Edward flew across a car park at lightning speed and stopped a car?' and perhaps most importantly, 'what the hell do Bella and Edward see in each other?!' Do we answer any of these questions? No. But is this a seriously funny episode? Hell, yes. *fangs*
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