108 episodes
You Had Me at Bigfoot Thomas Miller
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Join Olympic non-competitors Tom and Jerry as they discuss the strangest conspiracies and paranormal subjects with extreme sarcasm, sexually offensive comedy, public figure cyberbullying and an overall ignorance of YouTube's terms of service.
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You Had Me at Django 3: Django Off the Chain
On this episode, newly black Umbrella scientist who somehow facilitates the release of a deadly virus (we still don't know how, though), Tom, and his twin daughter of color, Jerry, establish an account on a human sex trafficking website to fund their efforts to stop human sex trafficking. Tom is dared and subsequently double dared to break the Guinness world record for the number of hard boiled eggs inside of his anus, and Jerry successfully ducks and dodges AIDS-contaminated blood while picking up his Long John Silvers order.
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You Had Me at Bigfoot with Jack Osbourne Now Streaming Only on Discovery+
On this episode, champion activist of the #FreeJakeTimbers movement, Tom, and lead creep-catcher on the newest predator confrontation YouTube channel #YHMAGWTTCOFOC (in the Commonwealth), Jerry, begin pre-production of the Back to the Future prequel trilogy's final movie, Revenge of the Biff. Tom receives a text from Hunter Biden encouraging him to get tested for HIV the morning after they shared a crack pipe and prostitute, and Jerry confronts a crying Kevin Smith over his failure to deliver a decent movie since Tusk.
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You Had Me at Jar Jar Binks From the Prequel Trilogy (was he a sith lord?!?)
On this episode, murderer who never made it to the cover of a Wheaties box, Tom, and the first person to send a digital drawing of Garfield's penis over the internet, Jerry, are put on the panel to decide who dies when the Earth's population hits 500,000,001, and they recommend Billie Joe Armstrong (who is now on the run from INTERPOL with no safe haven having given up his citizenship to no one's disappointment). Tom is arrested for busting a phat ass freestyle in the Wendy's drive thru, and Jerry is federally indicted for allegedly producing and possessing extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile crocodile pornography.
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You Had Me at Orangutan Talk Show
On this episode, national park pop-up tent abortion doctor, Tom, and iPhone-retrieving lesbian cop, Jerry, once again hit 700 subs only to drop back down to the high 600s after a joke about what you tell a raccoon with two black eyes. Tom uses his new high-powered telescope to discover an African American hole in a nearby galaxy, and Jerry is chased out of Yellowstone by an African American bear.
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You Had Me at Missed Opportunities and Second Chances
On this episode, pog-playing angry girlfriend, mad_hatter182, and stinky rape bus-survivor, ballz_to_the_wall69, create the least watched predator catching channel by using only the worst and most hated strategies from more successful channels. Tom solicits sex with Robux and a $19 Fortnite card, and Jerry assumes his new hitman identity, Submachine Gun the Murderer, and demands that "everyone chill," "chill out," and "cool off."
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You Had Me at Smart TVs & Huntington's Disease
On this episode, two-tour in Iraq veteran assistant manager of Dunkin Donuts, Tom, and Lageanx0👍🏽 Build-A-Bear Workshop animal stuffer, Jerry, put on a show at the Canadian border before a slew of federal agents from both countries (to be released via FOIA request in transcript format at a later date). Tom lobbies his state representative to draft legislation that bans mixer kids for those under 21 and outlaws black husbands, and Jerry heads to the west coast town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania with his all-female pro-wrestling acapella-group.