What‘s Our Seat Number‪?‬ Jonny and Simon Gross

Well, my stupid, sorry, parasitic sacks of entrails… a new episode awaits your listening pleasure. 
Clear out the wax in your ears and use it to curl your moustache, because this week, we're talking about Steven Spielberg’s version of Peter flockin’ flyin’ Pan - Hook (1991)!
Peter Pan was a big deal to me. After having been to see the play, I rolled up paper and stuck it down the back of my shirt to emulate the wires the actors flew on and I ran around the house like that, flying and fighting Captain Hook.  You can imagine my surpise when the men came to take me away.  But I've been back for two weeks now and have never felt better.
But digression is a mortal sin, and I do digress.
Blah blah steamboat pickle schnozz on a pile of poo.
What follows is two hours long.  Yes, two.  Not one, not one and a half.  Two.  
My advice?  Strap in.  But get your enema first.
We have some preliminary discussions about the re-release of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace on it's 25th anniversary and sex, two uneasy bedfellows.  
Our quiz this week was sponsored by Hyperbollick Bollix and is a collossal waste of time and resources, so enjoy that.  Si sure did!
And of course, our awfully big adventure with Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman and Julia Roberts, whose feet remain clean almost throughout (damn that inkpad) and all of whom are upstaged by a red mohawk.
Now, I want you to bend your heads ever so slightly.  A little more...that's it.  And brace yourselves listeners, because this...is really going to hurt...
 
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.

What's your greatest phobia?
Si and Jonny delve deeply into the weird and baffling world of fear in this week's episode, our first one back in over 3 months!
Are you excited?  Are you hopping up and down with glee?  Are you perspiring with unfettered joy?  Or is it more a case of a subtle raise of the eyebrows and a muttering of "oh, right..." before adding this to a perpetually growing queue of podcast episodes that you won't get to before 2026, if it even survives the inevitable purge in a few month's time?
Cynical?  Moi?
Well, seeing as no-one reads this, I can say whatever I want, can't I?  I like I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.  Yes, I do.  It's not the best, but I like it, so you can shove it up your arse.  Yes, I've gone rogue and I don't care who knows it.  I used to eat Coco Pops out of two plastic cups.  One with Coco Pops and milk in it and one with just Coco Pops for a refill.  It was glorious.  I used to lie on my bed, watch 24 and eat it with a plastic spoon.  I bloody loved it and I'm not even ashamed.  The song "Hello, Hello, Hello" by Remi Wolf is on my playlist and I don't skip it when it comes on.  You wanna start something?  Come on!  I'm right here!  The ship sinks!  Bruce Willis is a ghost!  It's a sled!!!  
Ahem...
Sorry about that.  I seem to have gotten Gizmo wet and fed the offspring after midnight...
So here's another episode, we talked about Jaws...er...Arachnophobia.
The one with the spiders and Harry from Speed.
Peace out.
 
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
  

Welcome to spooooooky season on WOSN!  This week we reviewed Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow, a ghoulish tale of a murdering spectre with a tendency to lop awff the noggin. 
Why does that make Jonny Northern?  No idea.  It just happened.  Best to just go with it.
Along the drawn out way we hit the usual spots - Trivia Corner, VFX Cavalcade of Whatever, Movie News and yet another quiz that had Si scratching his...head.  
So, grab yourselves a nightcap, settle down by the fire and lock your doors.  Don't worry, he won't come for you unless you've pissed off Miranda Richardson lately...
Enjoy another steaming cup of Si and Jonny this Halloween as we delve into the mysterious happenings of...Sleepy Hollow.
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED THE DAY BEFORE SIR MICHAEL GAMBON PASSED AWAY.  IN SLEEPY HOLLOW, HE PLAYS THE ROLE OF BALTUS VAN TASSEL.  WE'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS EPISODE TO HIM.  RIP AND WELCOME TO THE LAYER CAKE, HARRY.  
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
 

Summer is still here.  It just won't go away.  And yet, we managed a bonus episode to keep you going until such time as we can peel ourselves back up off the floor and get back to it.
This episode is made up of two discussions that unintentionally wound up connecting to each other.  
We talked typecasting, Alan Rickman was mentioned.
A couple of weeks later we recorded, on Si's PHONE ( the shaaaame!) an impromptu discussion on the subject of THAT nose while with our kids in the park.  The results...well, I'll let you decide.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.

Si was a bit impatient during this one.  He felt that an episode concerning the movie Speed should run at a brisk pace.
I had other plans, clearly.  I say clearly, because editing this thing during the summer holidays with work and kids on my back, I haven't heard this since we recorded it two weeks ago, so here I am scolding my past self for being, well, annoying.  
The main thing is that it's here.  It managed to pull it's way up from limbo and into your delicate ears, much like one of those parasite things from Star Trek 2.  
So here we go.  Pop quiz, hotshot.  There's an episode of WOSN, it's an hour or so long and you've only got half an hour to listen to it.  What do you do?  
Well, listen to the first half hour, put it on pause and then listen to the rest later.  You nonce.
 
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.

Last week, the Duke of Buttley and Lord Fartlebee went to see Indiana Jones and the Vial of Density and we recorded this episode in the car on the way home.  While our opinions of the movie haven't changed, fridge logic has now set in and we've found even more holes in it than Sonny Corleone. 
BEWARE, HERE BE SPOILERS.  ARRRRR!
But before we got to that, Si voiced his thoughts on last week's interview with my very special guest (our very first "previously on WOSN") and you can listen to some more out of date movie news!
So, set the alarms on your dials of destiny, because this is one episode you won't want to miss. 
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.