69 episodes
Bitches Don’t Brunch b*tches don’t brunch
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- Society & Culture
Sex and spooks: if that doesn’t intrigue you, nothing will. Anyway that’s just some of what you can expect from Liz and Montana on our podcast. We love sex and dating, but we also like to spook the hell out of ourselves and of you! So will you hear about our craziest dating stories, or ghost sex? Guess you just have to listen to find out! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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Montana’s Minisodes featuring Jessica the LMT! Let’s talk about… massage pet peeves!
Join Montana and her guest Jessica as they discuss massages and pet peeves! They talk about massage therapist pet peeves, clients, and client pet peeves according to the grand world of Reddit! Like… her hands smelled like poop!?? Advice such as: wash your hands and your ass! Stories include clients humping the tables, is it poop or just BO, and what is your creepiest massage therapist story? Stay tuned… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕
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The Bavarian Illuminati… and more.
The Illuminati is one of the most well known secret societies in the world. You’ve probably seen videos with people dissecting hand symbols, pyramids, and the all-seeing-eye. But where did they come from? Who is Adam Weishaupt?And are they truly behind the world’s government, trying to impose a “new world order” on the world? Today, Liz dives into the origins of the Illuminati. Where did it come from? Why do people think it exists? Are celebrities truly in it? And what actually is a New World Order? Join us today to find out all these questions… and more. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 (References: https://illuminatisecret-society.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWYoeB3Hezq6MqBzTQdYgXD2xtvsJ2XFQ7RloGp8BAx4asViKjZu1PgaAle8EALw_wcB
https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20171127-the-birthplace-of-the-illuminati
https://www.britannica.com/topic/illuminati-group-designation
https://www.learnreligions.com/discordianism-95677
https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/operation-mindfuck/
See also: Behind the Bastards podcast, Time Suck, The Conspiracy Podcast)
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Montana’s Minisodes w/ guest Tony “Jaws” - dating in your 50s!
Montana has her friend Tony on, aka “Jaws”! He talks to Montana about what it’s like dating in your 50s, and shares some of his craziest dating stories. An example? Well… there is the one about how he found a dingleberry in his bed. If you don’t know what a dingleberry is, allow us to educate you… “A small piece of feces that clings to the butt of a human or animal.” 🤢🤢🤢 He also talks about cat fishing and answers the question, does dating get better with age? This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕
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La Llorona and Wendigos in the Wild. Run… or Hide.
Well, if you listeners have been keeping up with the podcast you’ll have seen Montana’s Minisodes with Ryan, where they both talked about La Llorona and Wendigos. We thought that today you might want to hear some creepy encounters with these two entities from Paranormal Reddit. Today we have a little girl who sees La Llorona, looking like her mother, hovering at the edge of her bed. Or, a Wendigo (or a possible other cannibal spirit?!) who tries to draw someone out of their trailer… with mimicry and claws. And these are just some of them, we have a lot for you guys to shiver to. You guys do seem to love the creepy Reddit stories, so listen before bed and then get freaked out as the tree branches slightly scratch at your windows. Or… we hope it’s just a tree branch. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕
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Montana’s Minisodes: SUPERNATURAL BONUS ft. Ryan the Bartender
Montana and her boyfriend, Ryan the Bartender, are giving you some awesome bonus content for Patreon! These two are going to go through Supernatural, the show featuring those sexy hunters Dean and Sam, and discuss things seen on the show. Today they discuss La Llorona and Wendigos. So thanks to our Patreon member Doug for the vote, this Wendigo episode is for you. So are you ready to watch some Supernatural and then listen to this episode? Are you ready to be wary of wailing women by lakes? Are you ready to see what happens when you become a greedy cannibal? Join them on this episode and get creeped out! This is a sample of what they’ll be putting on Patreon, so you’ll have to get on Patreon to get more…! This is a 1 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are mostly safe to listen beyond one comment that’s made in the beginning! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕
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Men Reveal When They Knew It Was OVER!! (Or would never get started)
Today, Liz and Montana dissect YET ANOTHER Buzzfeed article called “Men Are Revealing The Moment They Realized A Woman Was No Longer Into Them, And I Low-Key Love Hearing The Other Side Of This” by Fabiana Buontempo. We have a lot to say about our own experiences with this feeling, both on the receiving end of it and the giving end of it. Like, is ghosting worse than saying you don’t want a relationship and then getting into one? Do we have any regrets? When did you know it was over? When did he? Join us to find out. Oh and moms / relatives… This is a 5 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY safe to listen! DO NOT PROCEED! Everyone else, make your own rules. Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕. Britannica: La llororna mythology arts and cultures 2024. Written by Michelle Castro
Britannica.com/art/ghost-story
En:Wikipedia.org/wiki/la_llorona
La llorona: where the legend started
2023 ghost city
Ghostcitytours.com/san-antonio/haunted-places/la-llorona/
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