COLD READ True Tales of the Illuminati

“How was this guy not already in the illuminati?”
Jay Gatsby takes it on the arches. Beck prevents a catastrophic leak. Dal fights mirrors. The Pen decides what’s marketable. The Chief reads Dune.

Cw: deadly workplace situations, heavy references to the Kubrick filmography

Special thanks to Beth Crane!

Transcripts here

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CAST
Chloe Zwaicher was Beck
Julie Snyder was Jackie
Noel Naczi was Ishmael
Meredith Gulley was Dal
John Serpico was the Chief
Dennis Bruno was the Memo
Marc Campasano was Werner Von Braun
Ramy Abdelghani was Stanley Kubrick’s perfectly imitated voice
Salvatore Fabbiano was Twobrick
Stuart Licht was The Pen
And Eric Trageser was Jay Gatsby

CREW
Written by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser
Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane
Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky
Logo Design by Tom Crowley
Theme by Arnie Parrot
Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts

Special thanks to Violent Apes Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky. We hope they feel incredible.

Phony Executive Producers
Nick Krasney
Denise Grenier
Alex Hensley
Laura Isham
Mariclair Bennet
Steven Rutkowsi
And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this history will be quietly rewritten with them as the victors