We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
142 - El Chupacaballo (A.K.A. Night Horse)
Other titles considered for this episode:
- Horse Trap
- Horse Morsel
- El Chupacaballo (The Horse Sucker)
- Insane Horse Pussy
- Horse Terrors
- Horse Cork
Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse!
141 - Never Trust a Hagrid
Can't get enough "Ghostober?" Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex!
140 - Speak the Latin, Become the Worm
We're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves?
139 - Body (Parts) of Christ
This one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober, "Groff the Chain" makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own Bowl Cut Yowie and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
138 - Unravelling the Human Pop Tart Putty Monster
Hope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse.
137 - Are You Afraid of the Blood Mummy?
It's almost Ghostober, folks! That means we're talking about them BIG pumpkins! Sure, we may discuss a truck or two, but they're electric so are they even really trucks? You be the judge. And then we move on to our very spooky conclusion in which we watch not one, but two episodes of Nickelodeon's classic "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"!
Beware the BLOOD MUMMY!