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It's Round 8, the Real Men are back in AFL's unofficial rivalry round. We discuss the best and worst rivalries, nightmare blunt rotations and who from the Bulldogs team can be best attributed to historical Russian figures.

Sit back and listen to us watch the worst Friday night footy in our hoodies as we take on the important topics of Aussie hip hop, New Zealand AFL teams, and incredibly harrowing F**k, marry, kills.

This week, the Bulldogs take on the Suns in Ballarat, where we ponder who is leading the comeback of the goatee, discuss the financial impacts of the GWS cat rescue mission, and we also get to know our new friend Malcolm Mally Rosas.

The Real Men are back for Season 2024!!! It's been a while, and there's a lot of confusion around who the frick some of the Essendon players are. We look into the crystal ball to see what what this year holds for our beloved teams, as well as what Kate Middleton might be up to with her BBL.

Nobody likes you when you're 32.

There's a runsheet this week and it's time for banter.