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Every day we stray further from God's light.

0:00-0:40 Intro
0:41-14:23 I eat too many cucumbers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i1q194/aita_for_eating_too_many_cucumbers/ 
14:24-27:52 I threw out my girlfriend’s dolls https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18rsdzj/aita_for_throwing_out_my_gfs_dolls/ 
27:53-42:35 I stole my cat…? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12esx10/aita_for_stealing_my_cat/ 
42:36-01:01:27 My wife is mad at me for talking to a girl in a bikini https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bvwc5u/aitah_for_talking_to_a_girl_in_bikini_on_a_beach/?share_id=zyDXxTuG0M4nPWK83-Ojs&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 
01:01:28-01:17:25 My sister is upset my boyfriend touched my surrogate baby bump https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1btbyay/aita_for_letting_my_boyfriend_touch_my_surrogate/ 

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Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
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With friends like these who needs enemies amirite
0:00-01:07 Intro
01:08-11:37 I broke my friend’s MacBook and now she wants to sue me https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/641joo/sat_down_on_my_friends_macbook_and_broke_it/
11:38-25:05 I kicked my boyfriend’s girl friend out of my Halloween party because of her costume https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/yhx5k3/comment/iujeii4/ 
25:06-38:59 I’m in love with my best friend of 24 years https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wtisog/oop_best_friend_transitions_from_mtf_love_ensues/?share_id=iYaCfY1WYUyTK4fGnU2SO&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4
39:00-53:47 My fiancé said I’m not the best at sex, am I wrong for calling off the engagement? https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1bujtep/my_fiancee_told_her_friend_group_that_i_am_not/
53:48-01:02:22 Flew 8 hours to see my friend and was mortified by his behavior https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/xeti4o/deleted_by_user/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
01:02:23-01:05:45 I showed my friend their doppelgänger https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109x6gz/tifu_by_showing_my_friend_their_doppelganger/ 
01:05:46-01:20:11 I asked my girlfriend to choose me or her friend https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pdq5vz/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_to_choose_me_or/ 

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Anthony Padilla // https://www.instagram.com/anthonypadilla/
Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Vida Robbins
Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek
Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis
Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Director of Photography: Eric Wann
Videographer: James Hull
Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian
Post Production Manager: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
IT: Tim Baker
Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia
Operations PA: Katie Fink

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These confessions will have your jaw drop!

0:00-1:05 Intro
1:06-12:30 I did this guy’s homework in high school and now he wants to buy me a house https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1aqq8t6/the_guy_i_did_homework_for_in_high_school_reached/
12:31-25:42 My fiancé wants everyone to know I’m not “pure” https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/yqb6n4/my_husband_to_be_wants_everyone_to_know_im_not/
25:43-44:17 I’m at a loss with my wife’s request https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/14h5dj1/i_am_at_a_loss_as_to_what_to_do_with_my_54m_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
44:18-58:29 I found my wife’s secret Google account https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1bh1wes/i_found_my_wifes_secret_google_account_and_im/
58:30-01:12:00 My son’s friend’s parents want to adopt him https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/12h98gi/my_sons_friends_parents_want_to_adopt_him/
01:12:01-01:25:56 My husband has a second family https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/ve9wly/my_husband_has_a_second_family/

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Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Alyssa Salter
Assistant Director: Marcus Munguia
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Camera Operator: Jon Wong
Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek
Director of Photography: Eric Wann
Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin
EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker
Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis
IT: Tim Baker
Operations PA: Katie Fink
Post Production Manager: Luke Baker
Director of Production: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
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0:00-0:58 Intro
0:59-9:47 My niece got high because I didn’t put away my edibles https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/b2k686/aita_for_not_locking_up_my_edibles_resulting_in/
09:48-17:20 I don’t want to pay for a trip because my pregnant wife won’t let me drink alcohol during it https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/xol641/aita_for_no_longer_wanting_to_pay_for_a_trip/
17:21-22:54 Her “pot brownies” were just regular brownies https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dbkeeh/aita_for_letting_a_girl_believe_regular_brownies/
22:55-32:56 My boyfriend tried to bring his 4 children to a “weed wedding” https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wt6upf/oops_boyfriend_tries_to_bring_his_4_children_with/
32:57-35:12 Sponsors!
35:13-47:03 Tripping on shrooms in a house full of cats https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/
47:04-53:33 I told my son the truth about alcohol https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fvlavr/aita_for_telling_my_son_the_truth_about_alcohol/
53:34-01:02:52 My grandfather had one of my weed brownies, am I going to jail? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bdi4gh/my_granddad_ate_one_of_my_weed_brownies_10/

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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Vida Robbins
Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek
Assistant Director: Marcus Munguia
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Camera Operator: Jon Wong
Director of Photography: Eric Wann
Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin
EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker
Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis
IT: Tim Baker
Operations PA: Katie Fink
Post Production Manager: Luke Baker
Director of Production: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

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The secondhand embarrassment is PAINFUL

0:00-01:14 Intro
01:15-07:19 I made my crush laugh so hard they ended up in the hospital https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12cq3hk/tifu_by_making_a_girl_i_like_laugh_so_hard_she/
07:20-17:02 I misinterpreted the CEO’s arm gesture in an interview https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/qzkuuw/tifu_by_misinterpreting_the_ceos_arm_gesture_in_a/
17:03-24:30 Accidentally submitted furry erotica instead of my final paper https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bgvmdp/tifu_by_submitting_hardcore_furry_erotica_instead/
24:31-33:54 I saw my ex? https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b5yvan/tifu_when_i_saw_my_ex/?share_id=f9P1bNTE1VMPwT_lu1Civ&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
33:55-42:37 I tried to saved someone by jumping into a lake https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ym1k3k/tifu_by_jumping_into_a_lake_in_my_brapanties_to/
42:38-51:53 I put my penis in peanut butter and left it in the kitchen https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/e3kfql/aita_for_putting_my_penis_in_peanut_butter_and/
51:54-57:20 Smelled my own feet and I ended up in the ER https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qavyv9/tifu_by_smelling_my_feet_and_ending_up_in_the_er/
57:21-01:07:29 I almost ruined my wife’s LASIK eye surgery https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1386hqm/tifu_by_ignoring_a_lump_on_my_balls_for_23_years/

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Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/
Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/

WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Alyssa Salter
Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek
Assistant Director: Marcus Munguia
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby, Natalie Lewis
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Camera Operator: Jon Wong
Director of Photography: Eric Wann
Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin
EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker
Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis
IT: Tim Baker
Operations PA: Katie Fink
Post Production Manager: Luke Baker
Director of Production: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
Editorial Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

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0:00-0:45 Intro
0:46-13:36 I told my friend her child’s name will ruin her life https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1b36qs7/aita_for_telling_my_friend_she_is_ruining_her/
13:37-29:19 My boyfriend gave away my Hamilton tickets, should we break up? https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4o3opw/my_29f_bf32_m_gave_away_my_hamilton_tickets_am_i/
29:20-30:35 Sponsors!
30:36-42:17 I lied about knowing how to play the piano and now I have to play a show https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/1b2s551/advice_im_meeting_up_with_a_deadhead_woman_i_met/
42:18-51:39 I paid my wife for sex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/199fwwx/i42m_paid_my_wife42f_for_sex_this_seems_like_a/
51:40-01:04:47 My boyfriend can’t stop eating garlic https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b1yt3r/aita_for_controlling_what_my_23f_boyfriend_24m/

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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Vida Robbins
Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek
Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby
Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Dina Ramli
Camera Operator: Eric Wann
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
CEO: Alé Catenese
EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin
EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker
Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis
IT: Tim Baker
Operations PA: Katie Fink
Post Production Manager: Luke Baker
Production Manager: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian
Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla
Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
Editorial Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia

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