Somebody Save Me: The Official, but MOSTLY Unofficial, Smallville Podcast Two Nerdy Idiots

What's your favorite scary...chisel?

Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady!

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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It's that time of the year again...VALENTINE'S DAY!

Our boy Kal makes a lovely return after Lois kisses him with red kryptonite "love" lipstick, which puts her under its own love spell. Now unhinged, Clark decides to take his new lady to crash his favorite couple's engagement party, Lex and Lana, which even Martha is in attendance for (gross).

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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Smallville finally jumps back into its Phantom Zone(rs) plot as Clark gets ambushed into an alternate reality within his own mind. A man known as Dr. Hudson attempts to convince Clark that he is a human with mental illness and that his entire alien life is a made-up fantasy. In this new world Martha is married to Lionel, Lex lost his legs in the car accident with Clark and Lana somehow stayed 14 years old in the Kent barn. With only Chloe and a fellow patient (from Mars?) here to help, how will Clark find his way back to his reality? HINT: Ask Shelby!

Phil Morris makes his official first appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.

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One of the most iconic and memorable episodes of Smallville has arrived, so of course we had to do another video for you all (check out our YouTube!).

Bart makes a surprise return in Metropoils after saving Chloe from a gunman. Clark is happy to see his lil bro bro, but he suspects he’s up to no good. Come to find out, Bart is now working with Oliver on sabotaging Lex and all of his illegal Kryptonite experiments. Oliver also reveals he recruited Arthur Curry and Victor Stone for this superhero operation, who all want Clark to join them too. Guess what Oliver also does? BREAKS LOIS’ HEART!

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) makes his final season six appearance as original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Kyle Gallner (Smile, Scream 5, Interrogation) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Bart Allen, a.k.a. Impulse.

Alan Ritchson (Reacher, Titans, Blue Mountain State) returns to special guest stars as original DC Comics character Arthur Curry, a.k.a. Aquaman.

Lee Thompson Young (The Famous Jett Jackson, Rizzoli & Isles) returns to special guest star as original DC Comics character Victor Stone, a.k.a. Cyborg.

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Drama comes back with a splash in this gossip, team up-filled episode. What other way to make it better than to have Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse, return to be our special guest host.

Linda Lake, a controversial gossip journalist who can turn herself into water, eavesdrops on Chloe and Lana's conversation about how Clark is the reason Lana hasn't decided to marry Lex. After exposing this hot gossip to the public, Lana and Chloe team up against Linda. Lois thinks Oliver is Green Arrow and teams up with Jimmy to expose his secret while Clark teams up with Oliver in order to keep his vigilante identity a secret.

Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210, Scary Movie 2) special guest stars as water-powered news reporter Linda Lake.

Justin Hartley (This Is Us, The Young and the Restless) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Oliver Queen, a.k.a. Green Arrow.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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mmigrant kid named Javier, who has just ran away from the sinister Jed McNally farm down the road. With the help of Chloe, Clark finds out McNally is a certified meteor freak and has been burying any of his illegal immigrant workers that try to leave his farm. Since Clark considers himself an illegal citizen himself, he seeks help from Martha (who is kinda racist?) to grant Javier and his mom legal status in the country.

Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf, F&F: Spy Racers) special guest stars as Javier Ramirez.

Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.

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