Where a lesbian and two straights talk about The L Word.
The L Word 403: Lassoed
Could the show have spent the money they used on the opening New Orleans balcony scene on some more weights for Max? Did Ilene have beef with Curve magazine? Does Suzanne’s mom know that Lily Tomlin is gay? Does Shane know she owns Wax now? Door dash some lesbian sushi and strap in for a 50/50 mashed potatoes and gravy recap.
The L Word 402: LIvin' La Vida Loca
Where did Shane get her hit list of people who might know where her dad is? Was Max reading about tech tips in the Wall Street Journal for the new people search? Is Phyllis the chancellor of CU or the women’s basketball coach? If Alice has been living in LA, why does she pronounce it Pappy?
Order a hair-dye smoothie from Wax or a cereal that pairs well with chocolate milk and get the scoop on the girls’ interpretation of circling.
The L Word 401: Legend in the Making
How will Helena adjust to her new life in the 99%? Is Papi a Russian bot? Was Helena being anti-semitic or did she just have another lobotomy? Did Kit forget she was in the middle of introducing Jenny, or is Jenny just that forgettable? Is a jumpsuit ideal for a threesome?
Grab your supermarket carrot, get a glimpse into the anti-abortion clinic debrief, and find out whether The L Word is actually a lesbian Sopranos.
Movie Week: Disobedience
This week, we are discussing Disobedience and answer questions like:
Will we figure out if there is both wigs and fingering? How many stolen glances are made during streetwalking? Would you let someone spit in your mouth if it was Kool Aid flavored? Should they recast with Ellen &Queen Latifah? Can Whit figure out intimacy or any songs recorded by The Cure?
Get answers to these questions and more in this special movie episode, brought to you by Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Special Episode: No Election Talk
This week, we take a break and try to keep our minds off of the 2020 election by answering questions like:
Will Whit ever get her BLM sign? Why did Suzanne want the nickname, Big Red, in college? Did Tonya ever catch that frat house D? Will they hope for the best and stay in the light?
Listen to this pointless rambling, put on your Costco Puma pants, and strap in for Suze’s infamous poop in a chair story in this week’s election spectacular episode.
The L Word 312: Left Hand of the Goddess
Why did the outfits Helena bought Carmen’s family look like the Swiss bobsled team? Did Claude and Jenny ever get the ashes and champagne off the hotel sheets? Is Peggy Peabody no longer a hasbian? Was Dana the only true winner of this entire season? Enjoy the merciful finale of season three, catch up on Tonya’s kitten pickup and Zaxby’s stop, and dig into why Whitney continues to make bad decisions with a PayPal account.