The Tales Of Me Abi May - Vocalist

Failed relationship number 2 comes in the form of a dealer! How is this actually my life?!

We chat a lot of rubbish, but we have some entertaining stories. Basically, we got drunk a lot!

I was the ugly duckling late to the boyfriend party. He was the sloth that loved having an ugly duckling to prey on.

OK, so we're starting at the beginning here and easing you in gently, before the real juice begins in episode two! Just taking the time for my mother to inform me I've always been an awkward brat! After the realisation I was a nightmare child, I'm looking forward to putting some heat on to the failed men in my life instead next time!