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John and Chris discuss IRAN, Grimes fucking up the play button, how to make homes for under fifty grand [THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU], Axe Body Spray and its applications in animal husbandry, CostCo's Gold Hoard™, and so much more
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John and Chris ask the question: What Does It Mean To Get A Click Online? #4 Will SHOCK You!'`~To Hear The Full Ep And More, Subscribe At patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce

The whole gang discusses the hat man, rich people on drugs, the bridge collapse, war with iran, havana syndrome's weird cousin, and much moreoutro // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twap523kBIQ

Todd and John discuss outrage marketing, who owns each state, michael rapaport the paid shill, javier milei's twitter likes, and how to play darts on acid.
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Chris and John discuss the TikTok ban, fish sauces, China's housing market, rats eating the cops weed, staying overnight in a Target, and the supposed border crisis.
 
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The whole gang discusses the drugs you can hide in protein powder, shaun king's conversion to islam, the death of a rich lady in a tesla, how YOU can stay up to date on tesla fires, and the boeing whistleblower's mysterious demise.
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