27- The Rise of Skywalker Part 1 AKA Poe=DTF at all Times Wait, You Haven't Seen That?!

The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go see a Star Wars recent release when they were together for Christmas because Zach hated it and really didn’t like the backslide in character growth. And Megan defends Reylo, surprise, surprise and needs to bring Ben back to life in her fanfiction. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Layer of Salt, 2) Parafin Wax Needed, 3) Poe=DTF at all Times, 4) Shirt Off Force Ghost, 5) Fan Vindication Lyfe, 6) Tiny Seizures, 7) Reads Like a First Draft, 8) Palpatine Flakes, 9) Rose Done Dirty, 10) Too Many Legs, 11) Can’t Win Against a White Dude, 12) Palpatine=Trump, 13) Ben Solo=Disney Princess