An Idiotic Podcast Joetatochips (Joe Rothenberg)

Prompt Randomizer: Draw Broad Conclusions from the #2 New Video Game (Final Fantasy VII Remake), Explain the Hottest New Fashion Trend (Balloon Sleeves), Read Reviews about the #2 Product at Reebok in Song (Revenge Shoes), Enthuse over the #2 Fast Food Chain (Starbucks)

Listener Submissions: Read Ingredients of a Highly Processed Food in Pig Latin (White Castle Burgers), Turn a Long 1-Star Rating of Pool Chlorine into a Song (Turned Pool Black), Your Favorite Comedian and Your Best Impression of Them as an Interview Between You and Them (Brian Regan)

Letter of the Day: R, Number of the Day: 2

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Apologies for the popped P’s in the beginning of this episode…about halfway through I remembered to use my pop filter. Unfortunately, it does not filter out the podcast itself.
Podcast Randomizer: Recommend a Meaningful Bing Search Engine Result (Leopard Zord), Whistle an Interesting Product Melodiously, Imagine a Personal News Article from the Future (Personals Ad), Pick a Mysterious Deep Personal Fear Sincerely, Describe an Original Item From the Garbage (Evol, Chef Boyardee), Review a Secret Business Starting with WF (Wells Fargo)

Listener Submission: Read 5-Star Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear Reviews

5-Star Olive Garden Reviews, Indoor Cycling, Gargle the National Anthem (and more)

Prompt Randomizer Warmup, Santa Goofy, Chicken Tendies, Top 5 Disney Movies in 7 Words, Pop Song on Kazoo

How do you podcast? In today’s test episode, I find out! Today’s shenanigans: Wikipedia article in a chicken voice, humiliating childhood story, “Gigi” musical from memory.

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