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Keywords
family, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media, coworker, declined lunch, banter, well wishes
Sound Bites
"He's going to get hungry, and then he's going to want to know where your mom's at.""She's been battling this for like a month.""What the fuck?""No. Yeah, that's interesting.""I love Mesh.""If our professional association was the sum total of our association, he would have been a major factor in my life.""It was so fucking delicious.""That was sexy!""Yeah, it works. Timmy T works.""How can I get the truth out of him?""You don't. Because you know the truth. You just want to hear what you want to hear.""This guy could do a lot better.""Can you do it again? Greetings, bad council cast.""Placenta latte.""Corn placenta hash.""You can do it, do it, do it, do it""Diarrhea is pretty gross""The clitoris is actually shaped like a wishbone""Maybe the whole deep fake thing results in a resurgence of analog media""Maybe she's an angry man-hating lesbian""Maybe she felt like you were hitting on her"

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Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birkenstock shoes, popularity, aesthetics, lesbians, preferences, stereotypes, misconceptions, instructional videos, cunnilingus, embarrassing stories, high school crushes, prank calls, failed relationships, voyeurism, exhibitionism, exhibitionism, sociopathy, lack of empathy, right and wrong, manipulation, revenge, sociopathy, traits, lack of empathy, lying, sense of superiority, AI manipulation, deepfake, relationships, dating show, anger, psychopathy
Sound Bites
"I give them one more song. If they play one more song that I don't know and then the next song isn't one of my five, we're out of here.""Do you guys like concerts of artists you've seen before and loved, or do you like to see new artists?""Stop Making Sense is widely considered one of the best concert films ever.""Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you mean man. Yeah, yeah.""What was that guy's name, the mayor? Rob Ford, man.""Yeah, cocaine. Just all three of them, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.""They wish we were their parents.""It was the shoes.""She was actually the girl I moved from Ohio without telling.""I'm out.""I must have called her phone, I don't know, in the course of high school a thousand times.""Wow, a thousand times. That's like creepy, creepy stalker.""Yeah, they're exhibitionists.""I a little, a little, I, you know, I, I, I did get money, ⁓ but, ⁓ no, I, I, I just, I mean, my dad, ⁓ I remember one time one of my sisters told another sister and we all got in trouble because we told on our family.""She had this wheelbarrow that she kept near the window, and if I stood in it, on my tiptoes. ⁓""Sense of superiority in being extremely opinionated""Having trouble with the law, authority, or rule following""A marked departure from measured thoughtful reason to increasingly anti-social advice and personal behavior""Everything's gonna become a deep fake. Everything is fucking deepfakeable at this point, right?""They take the person's like boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, and they ⁓ have like, they, they superimpose their face over like someone else's image, having sex or making out with another person.""That's crazy, right? Yeah, like if I got mad at you because I had a bad dream about you and I woke up and I wanted to like stab you."Participate
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Keywords:
gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies, cancer, death, personal experiences, Mad Max, Trainspotting
Sound Bites
"With Tantra and Stamina, we went for at least three hours today.""Are you done yet? Let's go.""Did you ever do edging where you tried to get close and then back off?""Silver spoons, that was it, yeah.""Katie looks more like Janet from 3's Company""Yeah, we're number two. So we try harder.""Don't you get stoned doing the chores? Aren't chores so much better when you're stoned?""We detonated a thousand nuclear bombs in our country""I have an opportunity to fuck her""Can you imagine being on a third or fourth date and you finally, you know, you get to it and you're doing some doggy style and you're looking down and there's some other guy's name right there?""What the hell is Sister Christian even about?""I lost my virginity at the church. I had, I lost my virginity before that. But it's great if she thinks that.""Oh, I was saying back to life, back to reality.""Fritz Peterson, Yankees pitcher who was involved in an unusual quote unquote trade dies at 82.""Jojo, oh no!""Fuck you, cancer.""That karma, oh thank god it missed me.""Even Joe is surprised that he's still alive."Participate
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Sound Bites
"The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?""Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife.""You should just get every time she drives, you just completely fucked up in the passenger seat.""She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up.""Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done.""Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter.""Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit.""Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much.""No, no, no."Participate
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Keywords
Instagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sports
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring
07:03The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown
15:46The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking
30:10Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse
36:34Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past
43:36Navigating Contentious Issues
53:36Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations
01:03:39Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey
01:11:23False Claims and Challenging Conversations


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Keywords
tattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal glands, Legoland, Disney World, party, infidelity, swinging, mistaken identity, guns, appearance, attraction, intimacy, fashion, style, acting, transformation, relationship advice, The Cure, Robert Smith, dressing for comfort, artists, setlist, drummer, book, stuck in an era, makeover contest, Jojoism, Scientology, Mugshawties, attraction, psycho chicks, gold star lesbians, sexual experiences, Pittsburgh Pirates, baseball stadiums
Takeaways
Burt's tattoos and the suggestion of getting a biohazard symbol tattooedThe idea of getting charm bracelet tattoos and Burt getting a tattoo related to his showThe hosts joking about Burt being a spyThe effects of taking happy pillsChildhood memories and Tim imagining Burt as a child involved in illegal activities Childhood experiences can shape our personalities and comfort levels with different age groups.Perceptions of attractiveness can vary, but it's important to appreciate and feel confident in our own appearances.Some dog breeds may require anal gland expression for their health and comfort.Controversial topics can spark lively discussions and differing opinions among friends.Sharing personal anecdotes and experiences can create a fun and engaging conversation. Infidelity can happen even in the most unexpected situations, such as at a party with friends.Communication and honesty are crucial in navigating complex relationship dynamics.Sometimes, misunderstandings and mistaken identities can lead to awkward and humorous situations.Humor can be a coping mechanism in dealing with uncomfortable or embarrassing experiences. Appearance can play a role in attraction and intimacy in a relationship.It's important to find a balance between personal style and keeping up with current fashion trends.Acting requires the ability to transform into different characters and personas.When addressing a partner's outdated fashion choices, it's important to approach the topic with sensitivity and find a compromise.Introducing new styles in a playful and lighthearted way can help encourage a partner to update their wardrobe. The hosts discuss The Cure's setlist from a past concert and reminisce about their love for the band.They talk about artists who are stuck in a certain era and the importance of evolving as an artist.The conversation takes a humorous turn with discussions about dressing up and a fictional makeover contest.They touch on the topics of Jojoism and Scientology, highlighting the eccentricities of certain belief systems.The hosts end the conversation by talking about Mugshawties, an Instagram account featuring mugshots. Attraction can sometimes be inexplicable, even when it goes against one's usual preferences.Labels can limit our experiences and prevent us from exploring new possibilities.It's important to communicate openly and honestly about desires and boundaries in sexual relationships.Baseball stadiums, such as PNC Park in Pittsburgh and Camden Yards, offer beautiful views and unique experiences for fans. Alternate Titles
Burt the SpyThe Effects of Happy Pills Childhood Memories and InterviewsThe Girlfriend from Elementary School Using Humor as a Coping MechanismAwkward and Humorous Mistaken Identity Stories The Role of Appearance in Attraction and IntimacyAddressing Outdated Fashion Choices in a Relationship The Cure and NostalgiaJojoism and Scientology The Charm of Baseball StadiumsExploring New Sexual Experiences

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