Bert & Fonx Robert Dickson

Did you think Christmas started when Jesus was born? So when WAS he born, huh? Do you know? What do the originators of this feast say? Maybe he was born with the sun? On the day it reaches the lowest point in the skies? Is Santa a demoted viking deity? Did the druids bring us the elves? Folk lore and mythology are but a huge telephone game played throughout ages of human transit. Take a journey with us through every pagan origin of the Christmas tradition and help us send this first season off with a hell of an all-inclusive season’s greeting. Wæshæl, motherfuckers, merry kwanzukkah to you.   

#bertfonx, #podcast, #christmas 

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Bert & Fonx    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno    

Edited by Miah Detjen    

Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual    

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Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH  

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Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ  

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Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV  

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O  

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF      

Other Bertimus Channels:  

Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus  

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ    

Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com    

Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com    

Chano Audiovisual   https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual  

https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/  

https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/    

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If you love science fiction, like we do, but you’re stuck in a bipolar vortex between Star Wars and Star Trek, boy, do we have a treat for you. We traverse parsecs of parallel universes that encompass this multi-genre narrative style. From George Lucas’s first, pre-Star War dystopian masterpiece to the seminal influences of Jodorowsky and Moebius on the great genre influencers of our time: Star Wars, Alien, Terminator, Blade Runner. Through generations of masters: H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, Frank Hertbert, Jack Vance, Ray. Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov,  Stanislaw Lem… the heroes: Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Pirx the Pilot…  the epic, the post-apocalyptic, the utopian, the dystopian, one great adventure… We cover almost all of it and still somehow manage not to space out into a black hole. Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and live long and prosper, motherfuckers. 

 #bertfonx, #podcast, #scifi

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Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno  

Edited by Miah Detjen  

Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual  

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Other sources of B&X: 

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH 

Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD 

Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX 

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ 

Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B 

Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV 

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O 

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF   



Other Bertimus Channels: 

Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus 

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ  



Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com  



Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com  



Chano Audiovisual  https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual 

https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ 

https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/  

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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

With his love of all things monsters and legends, Bert decides to bring Fonx into the fold with a breakdown of this pseudo science!  

#bertfonx, #podcast, #cryptozoology 

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Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno  

Edited by Miah Detjen  

Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual  

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Other sources of B&X: 

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH 

Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD 

Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX 

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ 

Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV 

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O 

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF   

Other Bertimus Channels: 

Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ 

 Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com 

 Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com 

 Chano Audiovisual 

 https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

 https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

 https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ 

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Bert & Fonx examine the trials and tribulations of collaborating in a music video for a song Fonx wrote, shot in Spain and the US. And, in doing so, revisit all of the experiences and lessons-learned of this intense multi-year venture. The production, the casting, the location scouting, the prop and costume design, the shoot, the post-production and the special effects... no stone is left unturned on this exploration of  the world of amateur film-making, with a capital A.  

Paying the Ferryman video  https://vimeo.com/354556260/8bdd51818f  

Film Press Kit  https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4gy36k10lwilwz/BarqueroPressKit.pdf  

Paying the Ferryman song  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com/track/pagando-al-barquero-2  

Lyrics in English  https://www.dropbox.com/s/tit9c40g6gr97sr/BoatmanLyricsEng_vSinglePage.pdf  

The Isle of The Dead  http://www.toteninsel.net/home.php  

Alfonso Cronopio Trío live  ¿Qué es este Temblor? (What's This Tremor?)  https://vimeo.com/138803990  

Search and Destroy (Stooges' cover)  https://vimeo.com/102484270  

The Mezquinos  http://alfonsocronopio.com/the-mezquinos-los-gardunos/  

Will Stock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZO6qAv_FD8  

Laïla Bensaad-Johnson  https://vimeo.com/lailabensaadjohnson  

NOUS: Beautiful Nothing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51aoiFAjBw  

NOUS: Moderate Rock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLH1hl4bojg  

NOUS: Midnight Sun  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vrpHhHAW0  D4Darius  http://d4darious.com  

Bertimus Coverage  

Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V8QMvSAOCE  

Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQFqtP1cRTY  

Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VYpyz63ZNk  

Instagram Account  https://www.instagram.com/barqu3ro/   

#bertfonx, #podcast, #boatman   

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Bert & Fonx    

Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno    

Edited by Miah Detjen    

Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual   

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Other sources of B&X:  

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH  

Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD  

Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX  

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ  

Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B  

Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV  

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O  

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF      

Other Bertimus Channels:  

Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus  

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ    

Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com    

Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com    

Chano Audiovisual   

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual  

https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/  

https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/    

Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

What is the meaning of certain meanings and why do so many get so salty about them? Can inconvenient words be hidden? Do we make them disappear when we cease to acknowledge them? Does sheet happen? Are you a  sun of a beach? Join us as we explore the relativity of verbal offence, on this episode of Bert & Fonx …



LINKS

deadwood swearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc



#bertfonx, #podcast, #profanity



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Bert & Fonx



Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno



Edited by Miah Detjen



Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual



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Other sources of B&X:

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH

Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD

Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ

Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF





Other Bertimus Channels:

Bertimus 

https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ



Alfonso Cronopio Trio

https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com



Miah Detjen

http://miahdetjen.com



Chano Audiovisual 

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/



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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

Fonx has been speaking English for 50 years now. In fact, Fonx has been speaking English longer than Bert’s been alive. And yet, his English still sounds weird AF. Are there disadvantages to a multilingual upbringing? Does making room for other languages in your brain make them have to share a confined space? Could it be that Fonx doesn’t know as much English as most natives do? …or does he?



LINKS Here:



Etymology Quickies

https://alfonsocronopio.com/etymology-quickies/



Ed Ronthaler “English is Dumb”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjeoQ8gRmQ



The Chasers War On Everything  “Do You Speak English?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZzfdDcCuo



Miss Guised

https://missguised.tumblr.com



#bertfonx #podcast #etymology



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Bert & Fonx



Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno



Edited by Miah Detjen



Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual



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Other sources of B&X:

Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH

Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD

Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX

Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ

Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B

Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV

Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O

RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF





Other Bertimus Channels:

Bertimus 

https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus

Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ



Alfonso Cronopio Trio

https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com



Miah Detjen

http://miahdetjen.com



Chano Audiovisual 

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual

https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/

https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/



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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.