Botched: A D&D Podcast Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo. 

The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to them. It was captured by an “unknown” force, and now they want it back. This site is, of course, anomalous. 

There are constant lightning strikes on this beach, with strange mechanical objects appearing.

Site 69, of course, sends the worst of the worst to accomplish the mission.

Where does the SCP Foundation find these MTF members? Who is holding this beach? What ridiculous plan will they come up with in the hopes of taking back the beach? How do you pronounce Popadopalous? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loose threads pointing to a Site location in Wyoming.

The MTF being sent to investigate, obviously, are a bunch of chefs. Because, why not? These chefs, I guess, are on a break or something, and are now heading into a possibly deadly situation to investigate.

Who are these chefs? Why does the SCP Foundation keep employing the absolute worst MTF members? What’s going on at this possible rogue site? Why is there so much backstabbing in kitchens? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Steve is back! Just in time to be awful.

In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no windows. Boy goes in, strange noises are heard, and then when the parents open the door, he’s nowhere to be found.

The field agents sent are of course the same awful people sent to investigate the blanket ghost. More focused on anything but the matter at hand, they’re on the case!

What is anomalous about this bathroom? Where did the boy go? What happens when the bathroom door closes with someone inside? What is the proper way to make meatloaf? Tune in and find out!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away.

The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet style gas mask, no longer in use. However, once someone puts on the mask, they are transported to a horrifying alternate dimension. This dimension is filled with nightmarish creatures and structures. 

What is the deal with this gas mask? Where does it take people? What are these creatures in the alternate dimension? What do they want? What the hell is Meep talking about? Tune in and find out!

I would like to give a big shout out to the Comic Book Club podcast! The hosts are Pete, Justin, and Alex, and they are fantastic people. They had me on to talk about my books and to shout out my Kickstarter. It was a lot of fun and I really appreciate the time they gave me. Do me a favor and go check them out on all your podcatchers! And tell them Botched sent ya!

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive.

Someone has already been here…and has murdered all personnel. But, this is actually an SCP site. Housing a very large and inactive anomaly. 

The group explores the base, braving the hazards, trying to figure out who is behind this, and what this anomaly is.

What happened to the people at this foundation site? What anomaly is being kept here? What does it do? Why does the Church of the Broken God know about it? If you pee in a radiation suit, does it just pool in your boots? Tune in and find out!

I would like to give a big shout out to the Cult Cinema Circle podcast! The host is Jesse and he’s a fantastic person. I was on his show talking about Ginger Snaps! The movie, not the treat. We had a lengthy discussion about the movie, which I had never seen before. It was a great time, and I highly recommend you check out the episode! You can find it on all your podcatchers! Check it out, show him some love, give them a great review and tell ‘em that Botched sent ya!

Dennis’ Kickstarter campaign for the 3rd book in his series Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey is now live until April 1st! You can go check out all the fantastic rewards at www.lycanbook.com! 

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! 

Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP!

With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help.

Once the MTF squad Red Rockets hit the vineyards of southeastern wine country of Italy, you know dog-gone it, things are going down. Led by the Alpha Comandor, Seymour Asses, these good boys are ready to fight even if things get ruff. 

Armed with nothing but flamethrowers, the Red Rockets with bring the paw-tie and hopefully push back the sick puppies known as the Sarkic cultists. Soon, they will realize they're barking up the wrong tree. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog!

Can the Red Rockets burn their way to freedom? Will the Church of the Broken God ever really trust the SCP Foundation? When will the SCP Foundation finally stop hiring anyone off the street and put them in MTF uniforms? What is the best wine out of Southeastern Italy? Find out today with this paw-sum new episode of Botched Dogcast. Bone Appétit!

I would like to give a big shout out to the Super Network! They are a network of all kinds of amazing and fun podcasts to listen to. I would like to especially shout out the Podcasters of Horror show! They were kind enough to give my Kickstarter project a shout out. If you haven’t already checked them out, delves into horror anthologies from TV shows to films - it started with Mick Garris' Masters of Horror and continues beyond! Podcasters of Horror can be found via the top podcast streaming platforms such as Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Please do me a favor and go check out their show, give them a great review, and just give them some love. Tell em Botched sent ya!

Dennis’ Kickstarter campaign for the 3rd book in his series Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey is now live until April 1st! You can go check out all the fantastic rewards at www.lycanbook.com! 

We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325

All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives!

A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! 

Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!

Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!

Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.

You can watch the show live on Twitch!

Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan

Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Steve

Editor: Dennis

Producer: Phil and Dennis

Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Toaster Bath, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby Goose

Publisher: Phil and Dennis

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer


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