Choreographed Chaos Nicole Johnston & Hope Paccione

Nicole and Hope decided they should test their general knowledge by taking a "Are You Smarter Then a Fifth Grader" style quiz. The results? They are scrapping by on the skin of their teeth. Listen along to hear the actual wheels turn in the two Chaos Gals heads while they try an answer some math, health and history related questions. 

As as added fun, this episode is a potpourri of random stories from Hope's recent bad day all the way back to the dawn of "Land Before Time." Play along and see if you are smarter than the Chaos Gals. We figure you probably are... 

Some people spend as much time as they can connecting and being one with "the nature". Nicole tried once and has since cancelled her subscription to all future outdoor activities after a "white water rafting" excursion with some family turned into 7 hours spent in the first ring of hell. Thank god she survived to tell the story for the listeners enjoyment on this podcast. 

Roses are Red

Chaos is all around 

Hope hates this holiday

And we still love Troy Bolton too! 

Ignore the fact that it doesn't rhyme. The girls senior skipped on poem day in 12th grade english. 

The dynamic duo of Choreographed Chaos talk all about all things love related; relationships, romantic gestures and horribly rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes. Grab a glass of wine or a whole bottle of whiskey and join Hope and Nicole for an evening of laughter and mispronunciations.

The Choreographed Chaos Gals are well rested (ehh, they've slept at least a few hours) and emotionally centered (haha...jokes) to start Season 2 of The Podcast. They hit the ground running in their usual scatterbrained forms while chatting about throwback children's books, their TV show pitch ideas and the natural high from bulk buying. They also take a moment to investigate what the Stars have written for them in 2021 through their astrological horoscopes. Mark your calendars, May 26th is gonna be a big one for Nicole. 

The Choreographed Chaos Girls decided to take a much needed break before we officially start Season 2 of the podcast on February 4th, but we didn't want to leave you too long without a little dose of our special kind of chaotic energy. Prior to starting our break, we recorded this episode discussing holiday traditions, Nicole's greatest life accomplishment in an ornament, and our 2021 resolutions. Enjoy this holdover episode that we couldn't let go to waste while we reset and refresh for Season 2!

**Special note from Nicole: So it turns out that the soup can ornament that I talk about A LOT in this episode, is in fact not the top of a soup can but the top of a juice concentrate container. Which means my whole life has been a lie or that I am dumb, probably a combination of both. **  

After taking a short mid-season break, the Chaos girls are caught back up with this chatty episode. Take a listen while enjoying a glass of wine or a tub of ice cream while Hope and Nicole discuss Christmas cards, matching jammies and nose swabs. All the comforts of the 2020 Holiday Season!