Dinner for Dessert Pomp, Erik & Mike Jones

Like my mom used to say to me as a kid, “how can I possibly miss you if you won’t go away?”. Anyways, we’re back and we missed you jerks.

If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

There's reason to believe that Erik is on the Epstein list. This is awkward.

Public Service Announcement: If you sub out the tuna in your poke bowl with grilled chicken, you a) are a monster and b) are now just eating a grilled chicken salad.

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "man, I wish there was a podcast episode that talks about Cybertrucks, serial killers, Santa Fe Gorditas, and George Lopez", then this episode is for you!

Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year... unless you count Phil Collins Appreciation Day. Alternate names for this episode were 'Geogra-fist' and 'Albuquerque Uppercut'. We're thankful for all of you.