Far Off Topic Fiasco Jones | Mr. Glasses | Twee

From salt circles, and iron horseshoes to urine-based potions humans across the world have worked tirelessly to protect themselves from the forces of evil. In particular curses. But in, perhaps, another sign that we live in pre-apocalyptic times, a market for cursed things has sprung up on the internet and business is good. We’ll explore the curse market and all of it’s amazing potential for supernatural chaos on today’s show
 
But if buying and selling objects imbued with darkest evil isn’t your thing, we have GREAT NEWS TO END ON coming up later where we’ll discuss the looming prospect of nuclear annihilation. It’s sure to be a blast.
 
All that plus the latest goings on in the world of conspiracy when we discuss THAT PARANOID STYLE
 
Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Far Off Topic is produced by Fiasco JOnes and edited by command of the dark voices projected through the paintings bought on the cursed market
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As they say, life comes at you hard and nothing hits harder than a falling empire. Is the US casually drifting into failed state status? Will “domestic asymmetric warfare” become the next big hashtag contaminating social media in our near future? The answer is yes the only question is when. We will scry the omens as we discuss Dark Age 2024 or the Age of Everything Sucks on todays episode plus so much more.
 
Of course  it’s not all bad news though, some of it’s just beautiful and weird. For instance why are increasing numbers of people starting to join a 1980’s era new age space cult created by a disembodied alien intelligence? It’s the latest trend abducting hearts and minds and we’ll talk all about it in the AUDACITY CHRONICLE at the end of the show.
 
Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Produced and edited entirely from instructions channeled through me by our lord Ophiuchus.
 
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What’s strange is new again. Which is another way to say, It’s time to discuss the latest trove of UFO documents pried from the hands of the US Government. According to said documents thirsty UFO’s have been swiping right during their nocturnal visits to earth and if that wasn’t bad enough one of these pervs may have left a woman with it’s hybrid space-baby. We’ll be talking about that as well as the shocking Loch Ness Phallus theory among other things in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD SEGMENT
 
And if you feel guilty for never drinking your required 4 liters of water throughout the day we have the perfect excuse. Water is poison. Yeah, it seems satan has secretly contaminated the water supply. If that sounds crazy then you’ll know why we’re talking about it in our Audacity Chronicle segment at the end of the show. 
 
Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones. 
 
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No one ever thinks it will happen to them. Least of all anyone who actually wants it to happen to them. Of course I’m talking about UFO sightings but it could apply to anything fun. Ghost encounters, surprise parties or randomly bumping into Scarlett Johansson and realizing that she’s actually just a down to earth person and not the blood thirsty cenobite you dreamt of that one time you were high on ceremonial Yaqui peyote.
 
I digress. 
 
Tonight we’re investigating the shows second - eye witness - UFO encounter. Set your skepticism to stun because murder is a crime. 
 
And because strange is our particular cup of tea we’ll be double dosing with tales of shotgun battles between a lunatic and telepathic aliens, Soviet ESP experiments and Eyes Wide Shut Republican sex cults. We’ll cover that in our WHAT IN THE WEIRD segment in the second half of the show. 
 
Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones. 
 
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It’s been more than two weeks and the war between Russia and Ukraine is already getting old. Outlets are already scaling back their Ooo-Rah headlines about Ukrainian military successes and instead are pivoting to the discrepancy of EU and NATO responses to pretty much every other war between the west and non-westerners. Is this war fatigue? Algorithm optimization? something else? It’s probably a combination of all of that and none of the above - because we live in Hell. Regardless it’s something we’ll be talking about. Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones. 
 
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Like the father who abandoned you when you were twelve, we’re back.  We’ve returned to your speakers without explanation or apology, and just like your long lost father, we don’t know how long we’ll be staying. But we’re here now, so let’s make the most of it.
 
With Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in full swing it seemed like a great time to dust off some doomsday predictions and see what the future holds. Speaking of imminent apocalypses, if you were wondering what to wear after WWIII settles in we’ve got you covered. All that, plus we’ll discuss this weeks WHAT IN THE WEIRD news in our second half. 
 
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Far Off Topic is hosted by Fiasco Jones, Mr. Glasses, and TWee. Production and editing by Fiasco Jones. 
 
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Fiasco Jones: @fiascojones
Mr. Glasses: @captjax458
TWee: @TWeeSaidStuff
 
 
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