Have Kids, They Said‪…‬ SiriusXM

As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his mouth in various awkward encounters this week. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son has been up to mischief and her housecleaner shaming her bedroom antics. We hate cake pops, lice and Woody Woodpecker this week and you will laugh/cry too. Oh! And Nicole & Rich will be reunited soon and celebrate 20 years of friendship!

Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak parenting time all round! We hear from you this week, with your questions about travel, Justin Bieber & Jerry Seinfeld, when’s the right time to have another kid and what are three things we can’t live without.

As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically “time blind”. Rich is juggling some wildly competitive kids on the softball field. And we wanna know, are you ordering kids meals for yourself while dining out? Also Nicole interviews The Rock with an unfortunate interruption from her kid. Truly a ‘Have Kids They Said’ moment.

We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of women’s sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM!

Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that!

Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum?