Let Me Tell You About Homestuck - Viking Rocketship Luke & Mike

We're back! Someone wrote Mike a mean email asking where the next episode is and then he yelled at me to stop dicking around and put it up already. It turns out we are incredibly susceptible to bullying! This episode continues to dive into Rose's fledgling steps as a Seer of Light, while also introducing GallowsCallibrator, the troll Seer of Mind.

After a, what, 6 month break? Dang. Anyway, Mike and I are back! John continues to explore the Land of Wind and Shade while Rose takes her first steps into a land of her own and Dave and Jade struggle through the opening parts of SBURB, and the Peregrine Mendicant executes the final stages of a time-twisting quest to recover John's birthday presents for him.

Act 4 is upon us. Mike and I descend to the land beneath the clouds, a world soaked in oil, with the fireflies trapped in the overcast skies overhead and friendly salamanders glubbin' all over the place about their desecrated frog monuments. This is a land... IN NEED OF A HERO! But to ascend, we must first Descend. Also draw a picture of Charles Dutton.

It's a double-sized episode this week as we dive into the webcomic-within-a-webcomic, The Midnight Crew! Mike and I boggle vacantly at their shenanigans as Spades Slick and his crew take on the nefarious Felt. Y'know, we never actually did see Lord English during any of that... Bahhhh I'm sure it's not important. Nothing that happened in this itnermission probably means anything actually.
Music used in this episode:
Jade Dragon from The Felt
Livin' it Up from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Swing of the Clock from The Felt
The theme from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
How Do I Live (Bunny Back in the Box Version) from Homestuck Vol. 5
Humphrey's Lullaby from The Felt
Wacky Antics from Homestuck Vol. 6
Bye Bye Blues by Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong
Sburban Jungle from Homestuck Vol. 1-4
Baroqueback Bowtier (Scratch's Lament) from The Felt
Apocryphal Antithesis from The Felt
Moonshine from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Octaroon Rangoon from Homestuck Vol. 5
Blue Noir from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E) from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent
Hollow Suit from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Carbon Nadsat/Cuestick Genius from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Frustracean from Homestuck Vol. 9 (not available for online streaming)
Joker's Wild from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Litrichean Rioghail from The Wanderers
Hearts Flush from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Omelette Sandwich from The Felt
Trails from The Felt
Ruins Rising from The Wanderers 
English from The Felt
Ante Matter from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Time Paradox from The Felt
Cairo Overcoat from Homestuck Vol. 9
Hauntjelly from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Three in the Morning from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Variations from The Felt
Dead Shuffle from Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead
Maplehoof's Adventure from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion (not available for online streaming)
Let's All Rock the Heist from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion
The Carnival from Homestuck Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion
Elevatorstuck from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent
Horsechestra from Homestuck Vol. 6: Heir Transparent
Scratch from The Felt
The Deeper You Go from Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido
I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew by Eddie Morton

Mike and I return from a brief 2 week break to finish out Act 3. We did it you guys! THREE ACTS DOWN, THREE TO GO. THAT MEANS WE'RE HALFWAY DONE, RIGHT?

Mike and I continue to plow through Act 3. Jade checks on John's sleeping dream-self while the Aimless Renegade showers the other exiles in bullets. John founds the holiday of Gristmas, and Dave and Rose reminisce on the heartfelt letters he sent them for their birthdays.