Pondskippers Scott and Sarah

Been a while, hasn't it? It may become immediately obvious from the get-go that yes, this was actually recorded almost a year ago, as Sarah wastes no time date-stamping our recording by mentioning Harry Styles' third album announcement. There's a mountain of reasons for why this took so long to hit your ears but by this point I’m just happy it's out and I hope you are too.

Totalling one whole episode in all of 2022, season 2 had an underwhelming start but it'll finally have its justice this year; we ask you to hold on tight a little longer and we serve you this to hopefully survive until then.

An official Pondskippers soundtrack album is also in late production, with a couple tracks yet to be heard and a couple others specially extended and I’m super excited to have you all hear it. Where it'll be available on the internet remains to be decided but if the people want it, it can even end up on Spotify, Apple Music and the like.

Big year ahead, don't miss the ride!

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To your utter dismay, Scott's April Fool's joke this year was that we weren't shutting down the show; we were LAUNCHING SEASON 2! Sit tight on a loose one here, where we try to feel out our footing for a new season whilst discussing tabletop RPGs and meerkat semen.

Our recording session for episode 13 ran nearly three whole hours long, which meant that to edit the audio down to a somewhat tolerable length, many cherished moments had to be sacrificed. For the more dedicated fans, here we present to you an extended original cut of our season 1 finalé featuring one of Scott's classic work stories, even more dazzling poetry, more laughs with our friend Berklie, the worst ending ever and many more bits riddled all throughout.

We promise it's worth a listen, so long as you can withstand hearing the voices of 3 frantic young adults for a feature-length amount of time.

Skate across the frozen pond with Scott and Sarah in this joyous holiday special! Join us as we try to brainstorm keeping the magic of Christmas, Scott’s demon baby makes a special guest appearance and we read a whole stack of festive poems. TOOT JINGLE TOOT

It’s a long way home but we’ll take it together. Ride this ballistic wave with us as we lay not one, but TWO segments to rest, we make many self-indulgent callbacks and we question our good friend and micro-celebrity Berklie on the omegaverse.

Also be sure to stick around for a couple more surprises we still have left before the year is out and even another little treat in January before we transition into our momentous second season.

Thank you everyone for tuning into season one of Pondskippers. Sail on!

You can see it on the horizon, folks. Sit with us now for a whole heap of sporadic talking topics and a branch-out on our treasured poem hunt as we cruise through the penultimate instalment of Pondskippers: Season 1!

Also a mild content warning for some casual mentioning of b*st*ality.