Retroactive Swearing Maxwell Black & Silvano D'Agostino

The shoutout episode.








I Wish This Could Go Out Uncensored
Who Should’ve Won?
What is Bruno Mar?
No, That’s Fahrrell
It’s Gotta Be Rat-Tat-Tat as Opposed to Skrrr-Pop
Just Gonna Shout Him Out on the Pod, Too
The Most Expensive “That Was Easy Button”
That Man Fucking Produced My Adolescence
Shoutout
I Also Hope Irony Transfers
I’m Plugging Everyone Today, Baby
Infowoke
Hashtag Sponsor the Pod
LA is Full of the Trashiest, Scummiest People—Me Included
Intellectual Gang
Is Wisconsin a State?
Gang Gang
Y’all Won’t Do The Dishes And I’m Sick of This Shit
It’s You Alone in a Room, Completely Naked
How Far Away Am I? BEHIND YOU!
I’m Too Thic to Be on Tinder Like That
I Would Love to Hear What These Old People Think About Lil Xan
I’ve Often Thought About How I Want My Life to Be Autotuned
If You Have Refried Beans, You’re a Fucking Stanky Human
Cordon Bleu
I Became a Cornhole When I Was a Little Boy
Pancakes with Ketchup
My Family Always Jokes…
It’s Like Eating a Vacuum
I Don’t Thirst
You Hate Soup, This is Amazing
I Have a Theory About Peas
The Future is Grim





@Bardi__
@zebrascream
@Silvano_D

(We apologize for this episode’s delay. Life is complicated and editing is hard. Also, it was very windy on the sixteenth floor that day of recording…)
* So, I Got Notes Now
* Maybe That’s How They All Got The Same Macklemore Hair
* You Could Just Have an Anime Girlfriend
* We’re All About Sex-Positive Feminism, But Eventually We’re Going to Have to Move On
* Dick in the Mail
* Do You Think That We Should Respect Robot Marriage?
* The Upcoming Twenties
* The Kids and The YouTubes
* What I Like to Call “Elsa Spiderman Poop”
* Mr. Manhattan Just Saw a Really Cool Word
* Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
* Just a Prank, Bro!
* Christian Rock is Just Like Dylan
* Really Jesus Would Be An American If He Were Here Right Now
* When’s The Worst Time to Figure Out How to Hold Your Breath?
* I Saw Wonder Woman Coz Hashtag Feminism
* Hitchcock Pregnant Needle
* A White Supremacist Eating Poop
* Now We Can Only Destroy
* This Is OK Because We Can Make More Apps
* Everyone Is a Temporarily Embarassed Millionnaire
* I’ve Been Watching Some Boiler Room DJ Sets

The onyx episode.































Do You Wanna Talk About Email?
We Need to Limit the Size of the Observable Universe
The Maxwell Black University
He Had No Knowledge of Words
IKEA Naming Convention
I Want a Bunch of Little Silvs
The Padawan of the Silvs
Eventually You Would Reach Final Silv
I Wouldn’t Even Fuck My Clones
This is a Little Bit Like Apple and Microsoft
A Literal Army of Associates
The Act of Killing
On Killing
More of a Camp Than a Campus
Spread the Darkness
Onyx
You Just Don’t Like the Woods
Maxwell Black 2; Spreading Darkness
I’m Really Busy Recording This Podcast
Nothing’s Gonna Happen
Artificially Create the Right Kinds of Crises
They’re All Just Puddles of Muck

Our funniest episode yet. We can't wait to see what you do with it.































Close Your Eyes, Take Your Eyelashes, and Pull
Looking in the Mirror and Trying to Make Yourself Smile in a Natural Way
Albert Einstein!
You Also Were Advocating for Sharia Law in High School?
Down Syndrome in Iceland
There Was a Time When People Would Dress Like Billboards
Signaling Theory
Behavioral Sink
They Do Bitcoin
“Shit On Me”
I Used to Whistle a Little Bit in Wisconsin
The Winston Churchill of the Holocaust
You’re Not Doing Bitcoin, Bitcoin’s Doing You
We Don’t Need to Be Thinking About Death All The Time, But…
There’s No cmd+z For Society
Let’s Say You Ejaculate Into Horse Dung
Sterile Joe
I’ve Never Tasted Urine
I Love My Thic Curvy ATP
Holding on to the Very Few Things We Still Have That Make Us Human
You Wanna See My Hologram?
The Tim Ferris of Music





@zebrascream
@Silvano_D

Max and Silvano are back with everyone's favorite educational podcast!































The World Is Not Even the Same
J.J. Abrams Gave a TED Talk
Five Minute Histories
Someone Who Has Conversed in the Circles of Lads
Could You Maybe Please?
If You Join the Sesh, You Gotta Stay Committed
The Romantic Comedy We’re All Watching Tomorrow Night
When The Worm Bites Its Own Tail
Do You Flip the Flipped Upside-Down?
What If Our Twitter UIs Are Really Different, Man?
It Wasn’t About Slay Queen
The Universe Threw Me a Strawman





@zebrascream
@Silvano_D

In the space episode of Retroactive Swearing, Max gives a science lecture, after Silvano elaborates on his life philosophy. So, no surprises in this one.