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This week Jacki and Tess take a deep dive into some of the craziest state laws still in effect today. Give this episode a listen to find out which states these laws belong to, depending on which state you live you in you may be a criminal and not even know it! We may be living in the 21st century but quite a few states are still living in the past... While fornicating, cussing, and dancing to the Star Spangled Banner can get you fined or arrested, marrying your first cousin is perfectly legal in multiple states! Other laws mentioned in this episode that can get you fined or jailed include: being an alcoholic, whistling, sleeping in cheese factories, bear wrestling (lots of bear laws actually), bringing rockets to city counsel meetings, snoring, road rage, owning an encyclopedia, sending surprise pizzas, having more than one illegitimate child, sandwich limits at funerals, having sex in the front seat of your taxi, calling bachelors "master" not mister (no thank you!), and so many more! So press play and be just as shocked as we were!

If you know of any crazy laws that we didn't cover email us and tell us all about them! You may just hear your stories on a future episode!

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With all the sad and depressing news we all watch and read about on a daily basis we decided it's time for wholesome and uplifting news stories for a change! This week Jacki and Tess discuss some of the most wholesome stories they've read:

A group of 100 street performers in New York City surprise random unsuspecting people with flash mobs!

An Australian man/hero who saved hundreds of lives by talking them off cliffs edge, and giving them another chance at life.

5th grade girl raises $30,000 to help elderly in need, and starts an international youth run company dedicated to helping the elderly.

College student raises $100,000 for his Uber driver who is battling terminal cancer so his daughter and grandchildren won’t lose their home when he passes away.

Mom throws a gender reveal party for her son after he comes out as transgender.

90 year old man finally chooses to come out as gay after decades of hiding his true identity and promises live his best “Larry life”.

If you have any of your own wholesome stories, or if you have heard of or read any wholesome stories, email us and tell us all about them! You may just hear your stories on a future episode!

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Want to feel better about your parenting skills, or your parents when you were growing up, then give this episode a listen! 

This week Jacki and Tess discuss parenting fails that will have you asking yourself, how could that have possibly happened in real life!?

Parents who accidentally sent their kids to school with items that should never go in a child's lunch box, like a hand gun, beer, N/A vodka, and a 4 Loko. Dads naming their daughters after mistresses, crushes, and in one case a random lady he read about in the paper that was murdered. A teenage daughter discovers dad with another woman, tells her mother who lied about their open relationship and let her daughter and siblings think that their dad is a cheater, so dad reacts in his own way when he finds out what his wife did. A 14 year old's mom goes full "Karen" and threatens to get a brand new Walmart shut down after lane closure meltdown, leaving her daughter mortified. Coupon "Karen" calls cops on a cashier when her fake coupons won't work and threatens the cashier to “meet her in the parking lot after work”. Dad trolls daughter in the most wholesome way on social media, and racks up 2x as many followers as his daughter. A mom ties her kid to clothing rack WITH A LEASH so she could shop alone. Helicopter mom goes with 17 year old daughter EVERYWHERE, to parties, school events, won’t let her watch pg13 movies, and even goes as far to bully her daughter's friends for having fun while shadowing her poor daughter. A poor mom tells the story of when her kid stuck a pad to the back of her pants and she didn’t notice until she got home later that day... Plus, Tess and Jacki share some of their own stories from when they were younger! You don't want to miss this episode!

If you have any of your own parenting fails, or grew up with parents like the ones you heard on here, or want to write in about your own experiences with kids being, well... awful, email us and tell us all about it! You may just hear your stories on a future episode!

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Have you ever or are you currently considering staying at or being a host to an Airbnb? Well, after you listen to this episode you may just rethink that decision... In this episode Jacki and Tess read stories from hosts and guests who all had their own Airbnb nightmares that they won't soon forget or repeat: A teen drunkenly breaks into an Airbnb full of cops, a group hoping for a relaxing weekend in France finds a decomposing corpse in their hosts garden, guests have a drug fueled orgy that not only destroyed their house, but also left things they will never be able to unsee or forget, bachelorette party takes a turn when they finally arrive to the house they rented and find a dead body inside, neighbors call cops on guests who turned a home they were staying in into a brothel, and hosts who decided to take matters and a life into their own hands when a guest couldn't pay their bill. Jacki also shares a personal story about how a host from hell once left a long list of chores to be done while staying for a weekend at their place. 

Do you have any of your own personal Airbnb stories, or know someone who does, please send them in to us and we will read them on air!

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As if we don't have enough to worry about already, meth addicted gators, squirrels, and fish are now a thing... Also, what would you do if you saw a drunken moose stumbling towards you, or deer tripping on mushrooms? Humans are no longer the only ones chasing a high, apparently lots of animals enjoy the occasional high, from elephants, wallabies, dolphins, cats, and more, drugs aren't just for humans anymore.

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Usually people try to avoid cops when they are drunk or high, but not these people... In this episode you'll learn about a guy who called the cops to report his own underage drinking, a Wyoming man high on meth who called the cops to ask why they hadn't arrested him, a teenager who hid from the cops by actually going to school for once after trying to steal anhydrous to make meth the night before, and Jacki and Tess relive their own high school lockdowns, drug searches and underage shenanigans. 
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