Welcome to M.A.R.S. Michael Dewbray and Robert Sojda
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- Umorismo
Two idiots got recruited to be the first members of the US Space Force. Their mission: colonize Mars. Do they have the resources? Yes. What will they do with them? Start a podcast.
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COLLEGE: Is There A Limit?
Hey, Johnson! Don't mind us. We're just out here, improving ourselves and getting that college degree. Mostly because there's nothing else to do here.
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KENOBI: Too Scared of Vader?
Hey, Johnson! I know we're a little late with the update. But it's just because we were busy watching Obi-Wan on Disney Plus, new episodes streaming every Wednesday.
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MOVIES: Have They Heard of Editing?
Hey, Johnson! I know you may think we have a bunch of free time up here on Mars, and we do. So our opinion is even more validated because we have so much time and still don't have time for some of these long ass movies.
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MORBIUS: Bad Blood for Sony?
Hey, Johnson! No, we haven't seen the movie, but just because we're uneducated, doesn't mean we can't talk about it like we know things. This is America. That's what we do.
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SPORTS: Who Sucks Now?
Hey, Johnson! We took a little hiatus because we do what we want. Actually, it's more to see if you care or not. It's fine though.
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BASEBALL: Are There Steroids This Year?
Hey, Johnson! Michael here. Might have broken a microphone and caused our recording to be a little messed up, but you get what you get. If you wanted professionals, you shouldn't have sent us.