Emotionally Online Maddie Dragsbaek

hi besties!!! bit of a shorter episode today because i've gotta get my booty on over to SPAIN to hang out with some of y'all for a week hehehe but i'm here and we're talking about jealousy, conditional love, and OF COURSE, love island season 11 week 1. let's get into it!!!

summer is HERE, the weather is HOT, and i am SQUASHING THE DAILY PENETRATION RUMORS ONCE AND FOR ALL. today, we're correcting the record, talking about how often you should be having sex in a relationship, reductive advice like "if he wanted to he would" and the pressure to pursue a "wedding bod". lover girls assemble!!!

bumble... count your days... this week, i'm talking about bumble's insane anti-celibacy rebrand, making the mistake of recommending challengers to my parents, getting into a groove with the right therapist, and a follow up to the recent karaoke fiasco! oh also... i'm a foster mom now! which is the reason for my mysterious absence last week (i really thought i was gonna be able to plan, film, edit, and upload all in the same day... she was ambitious for sure) anyways! enjoy! and follow me on ig to see the foster babies!

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mango and i are back in the stu and today, we're talking about the latest in bisexual wins: challengers (sans spoilers!) and the latest in bisexual losses: me getting ketchup foot at the alamo drafthouse. then we're hitting some juicy audience submissions and handing out some tough love where necessary because hey! you asked for it!

we're rambling today, folks! today, i'm chatting about how rewatching some old videos of myself from when i was a teenager made me feel reminiscent for a time i wasn't constantly aware of other people's judgement! yes, we're talking about how to stop caring what everyone thinks of you but truthfully, i don't have any concrete answers yet! the sleepover is getting these thoughts straight off the dome so this is the first draft mama!! then i hop into an audience submission about healing your relationship with movement and detaching your self-worth from aesthetics. it's a big episode! give yourself some love for me!!