33 episodes

When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.

Green Eggs... and Man‪?‬ Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

    • Comedy

When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.

    Judging a Book by Its Cover

    Judging a Book by Its Cover

    (Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4)
    “Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background. 
     
    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann 
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    • 35 min
    Once Upon a Time in Dog World

    Once Upon a Time in Dog World

    Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst) 
    A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank. 
     
    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann 
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    • 30 min
    Say Hello to Robot Dad

    Say Hello to Robot Dad

    Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb) 
    Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page. 
     
    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann 
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    • 44 min
    Enjoy... the Perfect Joke

    Enjoy... the Perfect Joke

    Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1) 
    Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled. 
     
    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann 
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    • 42 min
    This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!

    This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!

    Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH) 
    “That Sam-I-am! 
    That Sam-I-am! 
    I do not like 
    that Sam-I-am!” 
    Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others. 
     
    Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann
    Theme Songs by Chris Lambert
    Show Graphic by Chris Lambert
    Edited by Adam Niemann 
    with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

    • 40 min
    This Hand is Your Hand

    This Hand is Your Hand

    Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj) 
    “Do you like 
    green eggs and ham?” 
    Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.

    • 44 min

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