13 min

She Thinks She Missed the Train to Mars, She's Out Back Blowing Slipknot/Alas, The True Story of the Most Famous Mic Bomb Ever Incredibly Strange Views

    • Comedy Fiction

Arriving home from a Hum show in 1997 to find my girlfriend having relations with a member of Slipknot, and the brief war that followed; and a fictional magazine article about a guy who is immortalized by the words, "Bro, my balls!"

Read: She Thinks She Missed the Train to Mars, She's Out Back Blowing Slipknot

Read: Alas, The True Story of the Most Famous Mic Bomb Ever

Arriving home from a Hum show in 1997 to find my girlfriend having relations with a member of Slipknot, and the brief war that followed; and a fictional magazine article about a guy who is immortalized by the words, "Bro, my balls!"

Read: She Thinks She Missed the Train to Mars, She's Out Back Blowing Slipknot

Read: Alas, The True Story of the Most Famous Mic Bomb Ever

13 min