Unapproachable Patrick Furie

The US tried a Proof of Stake approach in Afghanistan, with predictable results.

How to make up for your class privilege by adopting an autistic puppy.

I paid off my student loans.  Like a sucker.

When a Men's Wellness guru tells you to stop masturbating, run for your life.

Inspired but not confined by actual events.  Any similarities to actual people are most likely intentional.

Cassius:  You may wish as you will.  We yet have all the Senate behind us, and all the men of quality.
Mark Antony:  And I have an angry mob... that will roast and eat your "men of quality" in the ashes of the Senate House!
"Rome" (HBO)