It takes a pandemic. One Semite in Chicago & One in Amsterdam attempt to make sense of the madness surrounding them
You Can Have Your Ice Cream Cake
Why is Ice Cream Cake a culinary miracle? Are drugs better when bought in grams? Covid as an excuse for everything. Gaslighting - what the fuck is that? And the dissection of a popular not quite MILF's Instagram video. And of course, the winning lottery numbers
Naughty Nadia Want Learn English Yes Please
Zoom bombing a child's classroom with another man's member & Zooming an attractive Putin refugee who just wants to learn some bloody English. Ice Cream & Nut Milk. 'You Dated' - Does that mean you shtupped or just kvetched together?
How Amateur are those Amateurs?
The hosts continue to slip down the pubescent boy rabbit hole as they spend way too much time dissecting the intricacies of amateur pornography including trying to decipher if one gentleman has been filming his girlfriends for the past 25 years as well as the value a canine adds to authenticity. Ron Jeremy makes a guest appearance to discuss what makes him not an amateur while also revealing the new depths of his career which have forced him to join a podcast with a listener count lower than Trump's IQ.
Gambian Goomahs are Never on Time
Gambian Tourism. A Yemeni tale. To be on time, or not. Lying & Contractors - synonymous but why. Aren't we ready for a new name for our Goomahs?
And a boy infects his dog with Covid after penetrating a bit too deep.
Black & White Ain't Just for Cookies
Mr. Tony joins the Semites to discuss important matters of the day including but not limited to faking your own college graduation, problems with the ecstasy pills of today, growing up as the only black person in an all white town, racial cunnilingus preferences, how not to ask a black person about Black Lives Matter, and Trucking. Bonus material includes step by step instructions on making your own 2 in 1 mask, plus an important How-Not-To when it comes to engaging college co-eds.
23 & Me: Too old for Epstein
One Jew blindsides the other with 20 questions & a 1 minute time limit, with discussions ranging from lineage testing to dog naming, cruises to cocks, Covid foods to Covid pornography, and of course, a midget and a handjob are both mentioned somewhere in the dialogue. And AnCestRy dot com pulls their sponsorship after the SECRET is revealed.