Cool Cat Cinema Fireside Chat Cool Cat Cinema

This episode has fermented for months for your listening pleasure! Listen to the Cat’s very late New Years resolutions. There are several hoes.

We accidentally killed 4 million children, we can’t wait to have Derek Savage sue us, and we can’t seem to end this episode.

We don’t talk about scrotums for about 4 seconds, and then we read a fan letter that spurs a nihilistic argument about why anything exists.

Matt dons his detective cap and deduces that “cool things cost money.” Halloween becomes its own country. Pulp.

Andrew and Ian struggle to pop Matt’s John Cena cherry, we read an encrypted fan letter, and we talk about the 24 hour charity stream.

Andrew is uncomfortable with how much of a failure Matthew is, and we want to make videos that appeal to the terrorist demographic.