DisHH hayley and hannah

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After a quick 90-day fiance diatribe and a few hot takes that help answer some of their burning questions, Hayley and Hannah dive into this week's RHOSLC episode, including their love for the new housewife Angie and the continued predatory tendencies of our boy Seth. Next, after many long nights and being put through the scheduling wringer by ABC, Bachelor in Paradise has finally wrapped and it is time to recap the finale. Hayley and Hannah share their thoughts on the mass exodus/breakup of half of the remaining couples, the fantasy suite dates and consummation of Joe & Serena's relationship, Joe & Serena in general (unnecessary PDA, incessant repetition of "i love you", but we still love them), and of course the proposals and engagements and engagement rings. Lastly, they play a little came of ranking the SIX BIP season 7 couples that are shockingly still together from shortest to longest relationship trajectory before ending with 2 breaking DisHHes! 

After a quick ponder on what it means to be the type of person that sets an alarm in the morning to get up and watch TV, Hayley and Hannah discuss one of their favorite pastimes: the CINEMA, baby! From seating preferences to snacks to marijuana choices, this is sure to be a riveting conversation for the DisHHeners. Next, they get down to business and chat about their shows. In the world of the 'Wives, most of the discussion is about the husbands this week and the comparable creepiness of Duy, Seth, and Justin Rose. When it comes to BIP, Hayley and Hannah comment on the abuse they are enduring on behalf of ABC, who is disrespectful of their time and seems to expect them to adjust their schedules every single week to accommodate their chaotic screening cadence- but unfortunately, on behalf of this podcast we'll keep doing it!!! We finally get to see Ivan crash and burn and Hayley and Hannah are here to break it down- as Ron would say, he is a LOSER and a LIAR! They also comment on the sad, sad, "Paradise Prom", losing patience with Joe and Serena's "perfect" relationship, James finally finding a decent match, Style Spotter doing the Lord's work, and who has the best tan. For the Breaking DisHH this week, we've got some big news to unpack- Chris Harrison has finally been replaced and Wells didn't get the callback. Set your alarms and enjoy!

After an ungodly amount of time apart, Hayley and Hannah finally come back together and get down to business. They cover general feedback on Hannah's quick ascent from Facilitator to Leader, as well as Hayley's honeymoon- the good (the trip in general), the bad (Greece is fire-walled from BIP), and the ugly (gastrointestinal backup). They then break down this week's episodes for the Dishheners (TM)- from speculation on Whitney and her husband's sex life on RHOSLC, to the atrocity of Kendall's ridiculous breakdown on Bachelor in Paradise (zero sympathy), to their engagement predictions for the finale in two weeks. Also- breaking DisHH- the next Bachelor has been announced and Hayley's got all the info on the surprising pick! If you'd like to apply to be the DisHH network's unpaid intern, email us at dishhpodcast@gmail.com.

With Hayley still out on her Greek honeymoon, Hannah is joined by not one, but TWO co-hosts this week - Mikey and David! They discuss the premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City; specifically Jen and Sharrieff's financial situation and how they would feel having Whitney Rose as a stepmom. Then, they move on to Bachelor in Paradise and reveal who they would each take to the boom boom room - males only edition. The group closes out with a fun and flirty Real Housewives quiz which shockingly goes over much better than expected. Enjoy!

Against all odds, Hannah has managed to source a cohost, record an episode, edit it to perfection and upload it to the airwaves. She is joined this week by loyal listener David while Hayley is OOO. They do a deep dive into the outrageous and unacceptable BEHAVIOR exhibited by Brendan and Pieper (dead to us), discuss how Grocery Store Joe has truly emerged as the hero and sweetheart of Bachelor Nation, and unpack Chris and Alana's strange attempt at becoming a power couple which failed miserably. Then, David treats us to a recap of this season of The Challenge (aka the 5th Great American Sport) and the two of them share some insider secrets and debate who is the hottest cast member. Enjoy!