Disingenuous Disingenuous

We are on a mission to determine the quintessential 4th of July movie. Who will win? Certainly not Independence Day. Can Michael Bay bring the upset? Also, who is the sluttiest president? Certainly the ones who can dunk. 

March Madness is approaching soon, so we decided to put a cinematic spin on the format. Ezra Miller may be taking on Hawaii, but can he take on the biggest and baddest releases of 2023? Stay tuned to find out.
If I walk without rhythm, will I not attract the worm?

We are back after a long time away. Spiderman No Way Home is finally upon us and we have decided to discuss some of the theories and leaks that have been all over the internet. Expectations are now at Endgame levels and we are trying to keep everything in front of us. Will Tobey and Andrew be in it? Will little Goblin Jr. cry? Will the pie be so good? We will certainly find out. But if these guys aren't in the movie, just remember HOW MUCH WE SACRIFICED. 

It's been awhile but we are back. All good things to those who wait. This season we are getting serious, and talking about real issues. And Poot Lovato. Don't forget Poot Lovato. 
#ReleasePootLovato

BREAKING NEWS: We have been cast in Spiderman 3, and so has everyone else. Enjoy the multiverse news that seems like way too much. Also, enjoy an image of Kirsten Dunst eating salad. 

Today you got Fudge, Skylar, Judy and Porn Star Randy drinking to the darkest children's movie of all time. One so terrible, it was the last live action Dr. Seuss movie ever made. We are talking about the Mike Myers classic..... The Cat in the Hat. Hope you like pussies and Alec Baldwin, because then you are in for a real treat. Try not to get too drunk in this game.. it may make you want to slap your green eggs and ham. MEEOWWWW.