I Am The Cute One Cloud10

After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discuss Bethenny Frankel’s ban from Chanel and casting rumors for the upcoming season of The Traitors and the newest Knives Out movie. (Cuties, this episode was recorded on Wednesday, May 29. Lindsay Lohan has not been confirmed, but Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, Mila Kunis, and Glenn Close have been.) But enough of that - it’s Slutty Boy Summer; grab the closest 3” shorts you got and show off that bussy, fellas!

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Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of time!), their experience in the school paper, and roast beef privates (justice for Lauren Conrad). Then, tea is spilled about the Survivor 46 finale party. Also, Donny may make burn book entries using Chelsea’s childhood photos, but please don’t DM him agreeing with his opinions of her!  

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Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while the Cuties mourn the loss of Red Lobster, they still make time to discuss the most important topic: their avatars in the Project Makeover app.

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Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobes, and what their rules would be if they were roommates. And who knew? Chelsea is a girl! (And afraid of bugs?!)

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Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s… a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.” 

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