It's got goats. It's got moats. It's got... Thanksgiving holiday floats?!?
Wait, what? I'm on? This is recording straight TO text ok, sorry FOLKS i"K USING my Talk-to-Text feature in Microsoft Word 2000 right now. So, we, have the latest Long Story Short episode here, and this is uhh, it's umm...the third episode?? Yes, yes! I"m being told that that is in fact correct. I thought that maybe it was our 100th show, but that seems unlikely. On this episode we recorded in a tiny box with no AC on a hot day. And it was awesome. I was giving my guest Matt Swagler iced tropical juices and fanning him when I saw a sweat droplet forming on his brow in fear that he was going to leave at any moment. Thankfully he did not. Oh! We have more sponsorship now for ht show so we have some commercials placements, as well as a reading from 'Nature's Ways' about a certain leprosy-ridden beast from the American South. Hmm, I wonder what this creature could beeeeeeeee?? Also stick around to learn about woke literature, Tall Tales from Moses, and we find out Matt is in denial about committing spider homicide.
Ep. 2 - The Shut-In Kid
We were told yesterday that someone failed a class over this episode because they weren't paying attention to the teacher. It was that good. "Best audio Quality 24/4 online audio content of March 2020." Whatever that means. We don't read the comments, we just make the contents. For serial tho David, we got down to brass tacks and cut the fat from this one. Oh, and, yeaaaaaah there's also a very special Guest lolololololzzzzzz.
Episode One - Nadia Flamenco
Ep. 1 Seaon #1. The Re-Reconing! The saga finally comes to its logical (and rational?) conclusion. Daddy! Daddy! Where are you I can't seeeeeee!!!!! Nadia Flamenco joins us in the studio and blows our minds. Are you ready to delve into the ether and finally embrace the real YOU? Have you ever thought about what is REALLY going on?? Then the first episode of this show is for you. The As-Yet-Unnamed-Kevin-DickCast is now upon us. The Dick-Cast? Hmm, could work...Yeah, that's a dick joke. It's my last name. I am legally allowed to do that. Check this action out. It's definitely...without a doubt...NOT GOOD. If you love your mee-maa, DON'T let this go viral. The power, is in your hands now, friend.