Love, Marriage and Reality TV Eileen D

One by one the couples are imploding. First, Clare and Cameron, and then, Lauren and Orion. Emily and Brennan can't be far behind. Becca and Austin continue to bring the schmoopy vibes and our only hope for a marriage that lasts. Eileen explains the Australian public health campagin known as "Slip, Slap and Slop" to explain Cameron's hideous paddle boarding getup and John and Eileen agree that short is better than bald.

Oh, Austin and Becca, please don't let us down. You are our only hope. Cameron and Clare look like they could be the first to go. Eileen has a possible theory about what's going on with Cameron. Emily managed to pull it together to meet the parents, and Orion and Lauren are now bonnet buddies.

Just one more episode in (a few hours into the marriages) and we've already changed out minds. Orion and Lauren, our previous favorite couple, now have us predicting divorce. Cameron of Cameron and Clare started out strong at the wedding and had us hopeful, but, sadly, our hopes were dashed during the reception. Emily and Brennan continue to be the marriage most likely to be a dumpster fire. Which leaves us with Becca and Austin, our only hope for a happy ending.

We see the rest of the couples at the altar and find out exactly why Michael was rocking the crown and sword.

John and Eileen are breaking down the couples breaking the news to friends and disapproving family, selecting gowns and tuxes, the bachelor and bachelorette parties and our first wedding! We're also introduced to the phrase "girth certificate."

It's time to kick off another season of Married at First Sight US. Eileen and John will introduce you to this season's band of singles who have strangely chosen reality TV instead of therapy.