Michael Doesn't Know Alan Byrne, Louise Cannon

Ladies, Am I right?
A: Yes.
B: Know.
A: If you answered yes then congratulations you have been selected for liquification. Please remove any metalic items and step into the chum shoot to the left, to the left - don't worry the chum shoot comes prelubricated ;)
B: If you answered Know then congratulations you're about to be whisked away by tall elephant-headed men in suits on the trip of a lifetime to Ge-nit-alium! Located on the outer edges of the Ejactile galaxy, Genitalium has long been the blood-soaked getaway of choice for invertebrates and amorphous blobs alike.  Feel every last drop of human empathy seep out of your body as you fight for survival across an acidic fleshy landscape. In a land ruled by gigantic anthropomorphic genitalia, death by flagellation is just a stifled whimper away!

Episode 8: Good news, Michael doesn’t Know is now broadcasting on multiple micro wave lengths out into the cold, vast desolation of space! We hope to receive transmissions back as soon as Monday.
 
We invite destruction, we invite love. Up here we float, up here there is no protective veil of atoms to shield our bodies from the cold touch of God.
 
Cold, cold and dark; it goes on forever.
 
Disclaimer:
 
 
Remember telling Michael about the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast will mean the end of the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast, so if you like the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast then don’t tell Michael, and if you don’t like the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast then kindly fuck off!

Type type type type type......KILLLLLLL.........mumbble mumbble mumbble ...............AAAAHHHH!!! ......rustle rustle rustle rustle....rustle.......... STAAAB STAAAB STAAAAB........brumm brum brummmm beeep.......... SMASH SMASH SMASH SMAAASH SMAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
If you empathise then congratulations you have just joined the most exclusive club on the internet - 'Michael Doesn't know podcast' 
The world is a nightmare but now you have a dream guide. Think of us as a Native American. Unless you are a Native American in which case think of us as a murderous white devil. Life is short, why not skip the queue.  KILL KILL KILL
Disclaimer:
Remember telling Michael about the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast will mean the end of the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast, so if you like the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast then don’t tell Michael, and if you don’t like the Michael Doesn’t Know Podcast then kindly fuck off!

Welcome to hell! No you're not in Norway you're somewhere considerably warmer!
"But I gave money to charity"- Sorry. "I always held the door open for other people" -Oh wow. "I love my Mommy!" - good for you champ. "I followed my dreams"- 10 points for effort. "I did my best" - no dice princess.
Hope you enjoyed yourself uptop because Michael may not know but we do. Make yourselves comfortable it might only be forever but it's going to feel a lot longer. The warm charry feeling of MDK -the only podcast Michael doesn't know about.

Welcome back! Where have you been? Your skin is so cold and dewy...  oh hush hush now you mustn't speak of things like that. Shhh now! shhh I say! That's a good..... wait no one followed you did they? .... You know youre not supposed to play out .... how many times ..... shhhh.. did you hear that?...... wait.... wait here don't worry it's probably just a loose board.....I'll be right back... I love you ok....just wait right here....

Life is a bloated corpse floating on a sea of misery. If you were a fruit what fruit would you be? Answers on a stamped addressed envelope please.
Hinchion fans stay tuned Denis is where you find him.