NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

It’s Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let’s watch two big brains break down the nick Rekieta and April Anderson situation for the nineteenth time with absolutely no evidence or truth behind it. How did Aaron Imholte celebrate Father’s Day with his three children? Did the one he never wanted feel included in the fun? Let’s find out!

Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let’s see what happens! The more the merrier! We’ve got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that’s good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it!

The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte’s dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won’t believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can’t wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight Keanu about their own friendship. Watch one of the most awkward pairs in the world as they keep trying to “do a show.” The numbers keep falling and the goals are not being hit over in Steel Toe town. Patrick wants Stuttering John to come by his house when he comes through Vegas. He will be waiting. And if John doesn’t come, at least let his mom know that Patrick wants a slice of that old hair pie’s goofy gash!

Aaron Imholte has already started panicking about his channel and the collapse in views now that Nobody Likes Onions is back from break. The views and the live number have Aaron shook, and of course he’s lashing out with insane lies about Patrick to try to make himself feel better about his lack of audience retention skills. The warning signs for women are laid bare at the alter of Steel Toe. Listen while a town man walks you through what he thinks a healthy relationship is, one week after announcing his divorce is official. Will Aaron’s habit of using women to further his own agendas stop at his own children, or is oldest daughter Charlotte Imholte destined to have her reputation smeared by her own father before she steps foot in to a high school. Let’s explore Aaron’s latest round of panic.

Patrick Snips MLC for the children.

Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can’t see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make sure everything is portrayed as another win for the Toe. Patrick is back to help settle the proverbial hash of this Minnesota mush mouth. And did we mention that the kids are involved now? This can’t miss!