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This week the gang gets together to talk about a couple articles that Sarcastro and Corporal found about killer whales attacking yachts and eating great white sharks and how they are getting more intelligent and wondering how long before they start eating people.  This spins into talk of making a new version of Voyage of the Mimi and how the person who named the anatomy of whales had just given up by the time they needed to name the blow hole.

Fatty talks about his cleanse which may come with some challenges at work.  Corporal takes on a new project stripping and staining a table which may be more or a challenge than expected due to an odd stain on the top of the table. Banky had some visitors that nested on the wreath on his door only to crap all over the place on his door and porch.   Sarcastro talks about a poor choice Queen Sarcastro made leaving a rotisserie chicken unsupervised on the counter with their dogs.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas discuss the "kidnapping" of Wally the Emotional Support Alligator which leads them to ask several questions about why and how you get an alligator cleared as an emotional support animal and most importantly, what happened when Wally was released into the wild? (as assumed that this is what happened)

Fatty makes a poor choice bydeviating from the standard protein for his sloppy joes, Commando needs to get grounded, while Sarcastro and Banky go to a tourist trap orange stand while they were hanging out in Sarcastro's town leaving Banky still longing for proper fresh squeezed Florida orange juice.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week on the show the gang talks about television manufacturer TCL's upcoming AI romance movie and the poor choice it appears to be and how AI might shape the entertainment business before both Fatty and Banky run into issues with recording their audio this week and blame it on AI trying to take them down.   
 
Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

In the season four opener Sarcastro brings an article to the table to discuss with the group about replacing conventional livestock like beef or pork in favor of eating pythons (at least according to a theory spurred from a guy in Australia).  Commando gets a dissapointing dessert at a diner.  Banky provides an update on the Pup Jarvis and the fact that he didn't get Neuticles for the Pup.  Sarcastro shares his poor choices of taking Prince Sarcastro and his soccer team to see Kong x Godzilla and it was about as glorious as he had hoped it would be.  The group helps Corporal decide between two movies to see over the weekend by not making a decision for him at all.  Fatty starts fitting his own knife blanks with custom made handles and Sarcastro wants him to start forging the knives from scratch.

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Fatty brings and an article to the table to discuss with Commando and Banky about a crime that happened at their local expo center during a billiards tournament where a backpack with $20,000 was stolen from a truck just outside of the expo center.  They also explore the option of hiring various celebrities through Cameo to do segment intros for the show which leads to some interesting discoveries about what some people are charging and discussions if they are worth it. 

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the whole crew gets together to discuss the recent Havana Syndrome segment from 60 Minutes and Fatty's not buying, it meanwhile Banky's wrapping his head in tinfoil.  They also discuss the Pup Jarvis' sexual revolution against its comfort toy and a stuffed carrot and Fatty gets a "free" cruise through a friend's time share that's only going to cost him nearly the exact amount it would to actually book it through the cruise line.  Commando learns a valuable lesson on sticking to his order of operations when working gigs for bands.  

Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).