Raine On Your Parade Raine On Your Parade

Carla Gugino? Ted Wheeler? Cole Sprouse? Mary Shelley? A PINK house? How could I NOT cover this on the podcast?


Okay Cole Sprouse could have the best chemistry with a lamp... thankfully in this movie we have Kathryn Newton who I haven't seen before this movie but I LOVE her... this cast is top notch...

this movie is so FUN and colorful and a pink house with a teal door... it's like it was made for me specifically because literally that's what colors my house is too...

"yea... yea... she's a bitch" possibly best line

I laughed a lot but I also cried... I don't care what critics say about this movie... also I want a Victorian man as a bf (mainly Charles Dickens) this movie is so cute, the romance is sweet and real and adorable, Cole is adorable... I love this mix of Edward Scissorhands meets Heathers meets all the best color schemes and fashions... it's all the things I love and this movie is not for the filmbros it's for the tumblr girlies so if you're not down for that... what is wrong with you? lol


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what started out to be a podcast about Lisa Frankenstein turned into a rant about Riverdale, I promise I'll get to Lisa Frankenstein next episode


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The season two finale, finally.

Mike pulls a Noah from the notebook
"I 'wrote' every day for a year"

And El tells him she telepathically left him on 'read' and hopper takes the blame so Mike beats him up and hopper lets him because he's emotionally intelligent

El sticks her thumb in Dustin's mouth and her cold shoulder at Max


Nancy and Jonathon get steamy again but this time it is not fun and his mom and brother is there (kind of)


Billy hits on Karen and then hits on Steve (in more than one way)

Mike wants to start a fire and Steve says 'uh yea that's a no'

El retraumatizes herself to save the world

Nancy stabs a twelve year old with a red hot poker and it's all good

Max lays down the law on Billy's racist ass and steals his car so they can go be arsonists underground

Hopper is the best dad and El is the best daughter and Owens isn't so bad

Murray gets revenge, barb is laid to rest

There's a dance Dustin is sad and Nancy is not just badass she's a sweetheart and Jopper hug 🤗

Kisses, dancing, upside down

It's not over yet






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Travel back with me to the 90s to enjoy one of my favorite guilty pleasures...



This movie has a lot going on, but most of it is super fun and unexpected, it goes against a lot of stereotypes and introduces us to Carla Gugino, which is like so awesome.

The acting is really good, and yes lots of people complain about Pauly Shore but is he really that bad? Really?

He's at the very least adorable... I think he does a good job honestly and he's not NOT trying to be different character, the 'weasel' was kind of his whole thing on purpose just like "Jay and Silent Bob" are the same in all their movies, you go to see them, it's almost an IP ya know?

The 90s was a great time for movies, when even the stupid ones were actually pretty good and lowkey MVP of this movie was Tracy who did nothing wrong and got treated the worst for absolutely no reason until the end.

Also I come up with a new way to judge men, and it's kind of a thing I've been thinking about a lot lately. This is a long podcast and discription but oh well chill out bud-dy :)


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Back to the lab again... oops there goes Rabbit... aka Hopper

"Who let the dogs out?"



Sorry corny music jokes aside...

So we come back to the lab and the dogs are busting through and this is an action movie for bit.

Joyce asks Will who she is and he hesitates to she stabs him...



Well with a needle to put him to sleep, his true dad (Hopper) comes and picks him up



Out in the woods Lucas and Dustin are still fighting over a girl and a dog. Steve hears something and they go to the lab where they find Nancy and Jonathon who have shown up to find all the lights out and the gate not working and Dustin shoves Jonathon and says "no you push button, I push button"



After Bob gets the lights on and dies the most unnecessarily brutal death in the history of streaming tv, the rest of them minus Owens who is a nice guy after all who stays behind to get them all out.


RIP Bob Newby, Superhero, but now #Jopper can be a thing


They all go to Joyce's and sit around sad and discuss giant monster nazis that take over brains and then take Will out to the shed for a good whipping...



Just kidding, they take him out there to interrogate him and tell him sad stories about his traumatic childhood



This forces the Will inside to tap out some morse code to let them know how to stop the smoke Nazi but not before those dang telemarketers ruin everything and Will figures out where he is and calls the hounds of hell (aka the upside down) to his side to kill his family, what a sweet little boy lol



They all stand at the ready but one by one hear the demo dogs getting demolished outside... then the door opens and it's our GIRL



ELEVEN is back BITCHES, she's home and she's kicking ass and taking names...


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Hi Barbie!


I want — to make meaning — not be the thing that's made. I want to do the imagining — I don’t want to be the idea.

Oh I went in excited for the PINK PINK PINK BARBIE GIRL PINK movie and came out with an existential crisis lol

(but in the best way) Thank you Margot, Thank you Greta and Thank you Ruth, Thank you Barbie and all the Barbies out there

And Ken is just Kenough lol


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