Riverdo's and Riverdon'ts Unknown

Season 3 catches a nasty case of the "oh fuck we only have a couple episodes left," and the hosts of RDARD are left heads a-spinning. Then something truly horrifying happens when we catch a glimpse into the soul-destroying, eldritch truth at the heart of Riverdale's blighted and accursed creative process. Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

Listen to us suffer. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

I'm a bit worried about this one. I basically don't remember anything we talked about, other than how I feel like Euphoria (a show that isn't Riverdale) makes me feel yucky. I think we strayed from the topic a lot because of how awful this episode was, but I am seriously not sure. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

At long last, RDARD returns to a shitty, exhausting slog of an episode! Our Riverdale tolerance break has left us a quivering pile of exposed nerves, with naught but a hideous ravaging by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to look forward to.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

It turns out to be definitive: An episode that sucks out loud is easier to suffer through than an episode that sucks silently. Music: Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)

This is an extremely bad episode where they can't even come up with enough terrible, unmotivated false conflict and have to recycle a shit plotline from within the same episode.Riverdale is a bad show. But Arlie says something really funny, so we're good.Music:Josh Woodward - Faded War (Instrumental)