Sneeze! with James Whittingham James Whittingham

Welcome back to another episode of the Sneeze Podcast, where nothing is off-limits and everything is up for a laugh! In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and comical world of Steve the Robot, explore some of James's wild teenage escapades, and much more.
Episode Highlights:
Steve the Robot's Plight: Listeners, please stop writing us letters about robot abuse—Steve is just fine! Join us as we discuss Steve's rebellious phase, his new life choices, and the devil's peculiar requests.
Introducing 'My Name is Unpronounceable': A mysterious and menacing figure declares his intentions to terminate Steve the Robot and threatens the hosts with some creatively horrifying consequences.
James' Teenage Antics: From stealing a bathtub to dealing with a dozen cop cars, we reminisce about James' adventurous youth and the hilarious aftermath of his crimes.
The Headboard Saga: Follow the uproarious tale of James' attempt to sell a headboard on Facebook Marketplace, including the never-ending conversation with a potential buyer and the unexpected life changes that followed.
Random Opinion Segment: We spin the wheel of random topics and land on gymnastics. Get ready for some unfiltered thoughts on the absurdity and dangers of this sport.
Bizarre Whack Facts: Discover some truly strange facts, like the surprising number of men with shy bladder syndrome, and prepare for some impromptu public urination commentary.
Musical Interlude: Enjoy our quirky musical number, guaranteed to make you question everything.
Special Features:
"Who Wants to Fk?"** A bold segment where Dr. Fauci reassures listeners about James' health status before diving into some risqué humor.
James' Sperm Ad: An absurd advertisement for James' sperm, detailing the scientific intricacies and humorous potential of purchasing a dose.
Bear Trauma and Furry Confessions: A listener shares their traumatic experience with teddy bears, leading to a bizarre journey into the world of furries and animal relationships.
Tune in to this wild ride of an episode, filled with unexpected twists, gut-busting humor, and the kind of outrageous content that only the Sneeze Podcast can deliver. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review!
Connect Us:
Email: sneezeshow@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/sneezeshow Twitter: @sneezeshow Instagram: @sneezeshow Song lyrics by James, music by AI.
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My links
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James on Twitter
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James on TikTok

My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com
Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com
 
 

In this hilariously offbeat episode, James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James's comedic genius shines through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. AI wrote this. Song lyrics by James.
**1. Cold Open**
- James Whittingham is partially artificial due to his high consumption of processed foods, creating a humorous persona made up of artificial ingredients.
**2. Monologue: Death and COVID**
- James humorously contemplates the presence of death and his recent encounter with COVID-19. His comedic take on the pandemic and its effects on his life brings a light-hearted spin to a heavy topic.
**3. Stupidest Story on CNN**
- James introduces a new segment where he picks the most absurd news story on CNN. This week's winner involves a remote Australian community taking revenge on a massive seawater crocodile.
**4. Song: Contrails**
- A catchy and satirical song about contrails and their conspiracy theories.
**5. Commentary: Shoes**
- James ponders why shoes always have to match and imagines a future trend where mismatched shoes become fashionable.
**6. Song: Two Different Shoes**
- James follows up his shoe commentary with a whimsical song celebrating the idea of wearing two different shoes.
**7. Skydiving Warning**
- A humorous advisory against listening to the podcast while skydiving, complete with vivid descriptions of the potential distractions and dangers.
**8. Song: Nude Skydiving**
- A funny and imaginative song about the perils and peculiarities of skydiving in the nude.
**9. Interview: Roger Williams**
- An outrageous and fictional interview with Roger Williams, who claims to achieve sexual pleasure from nude skydiving.
**10. The Wheel of Random Things**
- James spins a virtual wheel to decide on random topics to discuss, leading to unexpected and hilarious tangents.
**11. Google AI News: Drinking Urine**
- James explores a bizarre AI-generated recommendation from Google, advising people to drink light-colored urine for health benefits.
**Connect with James:**
- Email: Sneezeshow@gmail.com
- Twitter: @Sneezeshow
- TikTok: Sneezeshow
- YouTube: Sneezeshow
**Disclaimer:**
- Do not attempt any of the activities mentioned in the podcast, especially nude skydiving. The content is purely for entertainment purposes.
**Thank you for listening!**
- James appreciates his audience, even if his thanks come with a side of humor and a bit of edge.
Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!
My links
Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze
James on Twitter
This podcast on Twitter
James on TikTok

My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com
Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com
 

James stepped on an ant. The butterfly effect is in effect. Man impaled by iron rod through the taint. Woman's nipple falls off. A salute to the railroad caboose. 
Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!
My links
Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze
James on Twitter
This podcast on Twitter
James on TikTok

My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com
Theme Music: by Shane Ivers – https://silvermansound.com
 

The penile system that got the former president convicted is the subject of this week's pod. The mystery of the old couple leaving my medical clinic. Embarrassed to pee in Japan. Toddler Fight Club. 
In the spirit of JamesPod.
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Shoutout to Christian Klenow for nudging me to keep doing this.
My links
Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze
James on Twitter
This podcast on Twitter
James on TikTok

My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact James sneezeshow@gmail.com

James checks in after a winter of silence. Why not write myself a personalized workout song for the gym? We spin the wheel and learn about a boy with black urine. The worst urine story yet! Plus the word for bad breath is unpronouncable!
Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes!
My links
Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze
James on Twitter
This podcast on Twitter
James on TikTok

My YouTube comedy channel
Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham
My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show
Contact us sneezeshow@gmail.com
 
 
 

Lyrics by James. AI music and vocals.