Vodka, Sofa & Lies Vodka, Sofa & Lies

Lisa & Dan talk Jason Derulo's massive eggplant and how it's rocked the CATS! world and instagram alike, plus they preview the upcoming reality shows of 2020 like Fat Amy's Pooch Perfect, Nikki Webster's backyard Dance Moms illegal adaption and My Kitchen Rules spices things up in the kitchen with an unsolicited sex tape!

It's 2019 and Flume eats ASS! Lisa & Dan discuss at length Flume's Burning Man butthole meal and praise this representation in the media. Casey Donovan's Catfish pilot has been cancelled, so what's next? They are also left reeling after watching the trailer to Channel Seven's new reality series 'The Real Dirty Dancing' and have some strong thoughts and questions about WTF it actually is.

Lisa & Dan break down everything VMAs and ask why so many YouTubers they hate are attending. Red carpet fashion is questioned and they pose the question, why is Bebe Rexha here again? Also John Travolta's award mistake is a MUST recap.

Shock announcement that Cyrell from Married At First Sight and Eden from Love Island are expecting a baby! Lisa & Dan check in with Survivor Australia and chat who they think is going to win and who they still want to bone. PLUS - competition winner time if you entered!

Wow wow wow, the 'Dog C*nt' comment that rocked the nation. Lisa & Dan unpack The Bachelor Australia so far and breakdown this iconic moment in reality tv history. Be warned there is no sensor and the phrase 'dog c*nt' is uttered from the outset and throughout.

Lisa & Dan have gone on yet another excursion to see Lindsay Lohan herself at The Masked Singer Australia taping. They both have been shook by Armie Hammer's son sucking daddy's toes and this MUST be addressed. Lisa & Dan also can not contain their excitement for upcoming Lifetime movies based on Wendy Williams & Operation Varsity Blues (when Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman got arrested!).