Delusions of Grandeur with Matty K Delusions of Grandeur with Matty K

i recorded this back in February 2024 but am just now posting it in June 2024 so spoiler alert i didn't die lol

*walkie-talkie static* "this is officer matty k, car #1, coming to you live from the Target parking lot, i kinda wanna go eat Arby's rn, so i can keep keeping these streets safe, over & out" *click*

i started talking out loud to myself & i was like daaamn my voice sounds very deep manly masculine & sexy i should record a podcast episode, so i did, this is that episode, you probably already figured that tho, didn't you? you so smart. i'm proud of you!

its a super thin crust bbq chicken pizza... its basically like eating air

rice + carbonated beverage = tummy ache

chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich