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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@Rayna.Greenberg) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

Girls Gotta Eat Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

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Why do guys just want to f*ck you once then stalk your Instagram forever? Should you ditch the apps and meet people in the wild? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die?

These are all topics discussed on Girls Gotta Eat -- a hilarious podcast from Rayna Greenberg (@Rayna.Greenberg) and Ashley Hesseltine (comedian + creator of @BrosBeingBasic).

    Love, But Don't Touch

    Love, But Don't Touch

    We finally have our long-awaited guest from Netflix's Love Is Blind -- Kelly Chase! We chat with her about how she got on the show, what it was like to date someone she couldn't see, her decisions regarding sex, and what really went down with her and Kenny after filming ended (you might be surprised!). We're also discussing non-show topics like orgasms (and lack thereof), sexual manifestation, and more. AND we're introducing another hilarious pandemic-related segment about the depths of the Internet we've all reached during quarantine. Enjoy and stay the f*ck home!
    Follow Kelly on Instagram @ChaseLifeWithKelly.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg, and Ashley @AshHess. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 2 hrs 22 min
    Dating During Distancing

    Dating During Distancing

    Uncertain and scary times are among us, but we're still going to bring you humor, "hot takes", and dating discussions while also approaching the situation seriously and offering insight on how to help. In our first official "pandemic episode", we're chatting about the current state of dating during social distancing from unexpected breakups to exes/former flames crawling back with apologies and booty calls. We're also making predictions about what "our new normal" means for couples, app dating, fuckboys, and more. AND we're sharing the ridiculous Pandemic Pickup Lines our lady listeners have been receiving. Enjoy and stay safe!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 21 min
    My Nudes, My Rack, My Pussy and My Crack

    My Nudes, My Rack, My Pussy and My Crack

    Yes we went there: An entire episode about all the weird/gross/embarrassing/bodily-related sex topics the ladies really want to know about. We're going deep on queefing, period sex, body hair, anal concerns, vagina smells, and more. We're also sharing our listeners' most mortifying and hilarious sexual incidents. Plus, we catch up on Rayna's quarantine buddy and Ashley's Mexican paradise trip, and give a tutorial on nudes. Hope you enjoy!
    Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 1 hr 51 min
    Choosing Me Over We

    Choosing Me Over We

    We had #BachelorNation favorite Kendall Long join us in the LA studio to cover some lighter topics (What do you ask someone on a first date to see if you vibe?) to the much heavier (How do you let someone you love go when your future plans don't align?). She opens up about her relationship with Joe -- meeting in Paradise, choosing where to live, trusting him on Dancing With the Stars, and the painful breakup they just went through, largely due to where they wanted to live. We also share our listeners' first date questions (and answer them ourselves), and recap more of our Australian adventures including the best hotels to take nudes in and Rayna's man mission. We hope you enjoy!
    Follow Kendall on Instagram at @KeyKendall88, and check out her podcast Down to Date.
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    • 1 hr 41 min
    Taming Your Crazy

    Taming Your Crazy

    We have a long-awaited guest on this week's episode -- New York Times bestselling author, top podcaster, and Bravo royalty Stassi Schroeder! We're chatting with her about going from one volatile relationship to another to now being in a healthy one, and what that looks like (Do they fight? Does she miss her crazy days? How did she know he was "the one"?), plus the woman being the breadwinner/homebuyer in the relationship and working with your partner. We also hit Stassi with our listeners' burning questions (the latest with Kristen, fuck/marry/kill of Vanderpump, if Bravo is paying for her wedding, etc.) AND we catch up on our Australia trip and recap the latest and greatest reality dating show: Love is Blind. Hope you enjoy!
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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Love Life Makeover

    Love Life Makeover

    This one is a game changer. We have the incomparable Matthew Hussey (author, speaker, dating guru, etc.) in the house studio covering SO MUCH ground -- today's dating landscape, a three-step process for meeting people in the wild, healing after heartbreak, building inner confidence, getting outside your comfort zone, and more. We also share the inspirational ways our listeners got uncomfortable and changed their own lives for the better. We hope you love and learn from this episode as much as we did!
    Follow Matthew on Instagram @TheMatthewHussey and check his website for more info.
    Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise.
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    • 2 hrs 13 min

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