Crumpets and Kerosene is a real play 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons Campaign inspired by our favorite science fiction, video games, tabletop games, pencil, and paper games, books, movies, and our imaginations. Join our gamers as they meet up online to play the year's biggest release only to find out that the game is more real than expected.
Gobbler Farms Turkey Rafter
These wild and crazy turkeys try to make their way through the Gobbler Farm to stay alive. Each door more terrifying than the previous one. Along the way, Howard, Spite, Peach, Butterball, Snow, and Sparks try to help other animals need to fight off the farmers and get to safety. Unfortunately, it’s not as easy as it sounds, as we lose some of our friends along the way.
Episode 17: Behold this Tower
Well, the gang took the tower. Jason won again, Merl found more gear, Elora rocked on all the floors and Eli was casting spells left and right. We might have lost a few members of the time but it happens right and they are still looking for Sophie.
Episode 16: Smash, Bash and Crash
So, the gang going to the next big fight only to find out that they’re going to have to do some wild and crazy racing to get to Albee. Eli conjures up a new ride. Elora and Merl try writing a horse together Jason take a stand in a go kart Sophia still kidnapped and the crowd goes wild.
Episode 15: I'll take 3 please
So, the gang gets to play some cards. Let’s say things get a little hectic. Someone might fight death. Some get levels, and some new friends help them, and some get enemies that hate them with a passion. One person even gets a new weapon and a new adventure.
Episode 14: Cabin in the Woods
So, the gang head to see Morgan and Beatrice when Jason found a scroll. Eli uses more magic. Merl helps a damsel in distress Elora learns more about herself. Sophie plays with the dead.
Episode 13: Did I Just Lose my Soul
So, the fight continues with Bill and Teddy as the gang takes on Billy Teddy and Sophia get a little bit closer. Elora still trapped in the maze with her friend. Merle makes his way back to the group from the repo Depot rejuvenation station. Jason continues his fight with Bill. Eli still trapped in the well. Bill continues to get knocked unconscious every time he gets up even with the aid of his little friend Teddy.